Telemarketer Revenge
>> The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening
>> meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is
>> this
>> Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my name, I
>> asked who is calling. The telemarketer said he was
>> with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or
>> something like that. Then I asked him if he knew
>> Karl
>> personally and why was he calling this number. I
>> then
>> said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body
>> at various angles and the blood smears", I then
>> turned
>> back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
>> entered a murder scene and must stay on the line
>> because we had already traced this call and he would
>> be receiving a summons to te s tify in this murder
>> case.
>> I questioned the caller at great length as to his
>> name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he
>> worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he
>> prove where he had been about one hour before he
>> made
>> this call. The telemarketer was getting very
>> concerned
>> and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then
>> told him we had located his position and the police
>> were entering the building to take him into custody,
>> at that point I heard the phone fall and the
>> scurrying
>> of his running away.
>> My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I
>> had
>> tears streaming down my face and so help me, I
>> couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal
>> was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long
>> time.
2006-08-27
16:42:55
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