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Question

Telemarketer Revenge
>> The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening
>> meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is
>> this
>> Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like my name, I
>> asked who is calling. The telemarketer said he was
>> with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or
>> something like that. Then I asked him if he knew
>> Karl
>> personally and why was he calling this number. I
>> then
>> said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body
>> at various angles and the blood smears", I then
>> turned
>> back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
>> entered a murder scene and must stay on the line
>> because we had already traced this call and he would
>> be receiving a summons to te s tify in this murder
>> case.
>> I questioned the caller at great length as to his
>> name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he
>> worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he
>> prove where he had been about one hour before he
>> made
>> this call. The telemarketer was getting very
>> concerned
>> and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I then
>> told him we had located his position and the police
>> were entering the building to take him into custody,
>> at that point I heard the phone fall and the
>> scurrying
>> of his running away.
>> My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I
>> had
>> tears streaming down my face and so help me, I
>> couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal
>> was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long
>> time.

Answer 1

HYSTERICAL!!! You are a riot. No doubt about it! The most clever thing I have
heard before this was asking the phone
guy what his phone # was so they could
call him while he was eating his dinner, etc.

Answer 2

hahahah i'm a telemarketer...i do no longer sell something basically grant loose estimates.. (yeah it truly is sucks and that i do no longer provide a rattling concerning to the folk i call reason i do no longer recognize them and howdy i gets a commission $10 an hour and each so often extra..i wouldn't in any respect do it for a living although..basically a ingredient time job).. yet yeah i've got heard like eighty% of those and that i shaggy dog tale alongside back =D it truly is relaxing. i make up accents too...and sit down on my *** and gets a commission for it. it truly is not that undesirable while you're making the ideal of it. and the those that shaggy dog tale with me are what makes it relaxing. =) some human beings are basically undeniable impolite although..

Answer 3

Hey this is so funny! Have yu had trouble with Jehovah witnesses? I did, and was so tired of them. So I decide to answer my door in a tiny little nighty., low cut, short, got the picture? When I opened the door, and had a towel in my hand, and I said, oh by all means come in and join us. Their eyes were big as oranges, and i said, the neighbor is here too, so yu can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. They ran off my porch so fast, and they never came back again!!!( oh by the way, this was several years back, I had a figure then!! LOL)

Answer 4

Dude, that was great....thanks for the laugh. The sealy posture -pedic bed company called my house once and I told the lady that I was very interested because I needed a king size bed for me and my ex-husband and current husband. Told her we lived together and all slept in the same bed every night. Even gave her someones address as to where to bring it for a "test drive". I had the woman on the line for about ten minutes. My husbands names were Homer and Sterling. Sterling worked in a business and Homer dumpster dived daily and held yard sales every weekend. Sterling had a beautiful garden and the only disagreement they ever had was because Homer insisted on peeing in the flowerbed. Told her we had a purple house. I would like to think that she eventually figured out that I was pulling her leg but I swear the woman took it...hook, line and sinker.

Answer 5

They are people too. I really do not believe this happened but it is your story. They are just doing their job so they can bring home a pay check to feed their family and pay their bills. If you want you can get on the do not call list. I get no satisfaction out of trying to wreck someones day.

Answer 6

LOL thats got to be the funniest thing ever-I'll remember that next time I received a telemarket call.

Answer 7

grinz, very cute but easier put you name on the DO NOT CALL LIST, telemarketers will be a thing of the past

Answer 8

you know what that is what the telemarker gets..they always seem to call during dinner or while you are not quite awake yet. I bet he never went back to work there...LMAO

Answer 9

Gotta say that was funny

Answer 10

Pretty funny