This guy was lonely, and decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet
store and told the owner he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
bought a centipede, which came in a little white
box to use for his house. He took the box back
home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you
like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there
was no answer from his new pet. This bothered
him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?
But again there was no answer from his new friend
and pet. So he waited a few more minutes,
thinking about the situation and he decided to ask
him one more time! This time, putting his face up
against the centipede`s little house he shouted,
HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH
ME?
A little voice came out of the box, "I HEARD YOU
THE FIRST TIME! I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!"
2006-08-22
00:30:48
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