This guy was lonely, and decided life would be
more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet
store and told the owner he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally
bought a centipede, which came in a little white
box to use for his house. He took the box back
home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to
the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you
like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there
was no answer from his new pet. This bothered
him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
asked him again, How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?
But again there was no answer from his new friend
and pet. So he waited a few more minutes,
thinking about the situation and he decided to ask
him one more time! This time, putting his face up
against the centipede`s little house he shouted,
HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO
FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH
ME?
A little voice came out of the box, "I HEARD YOU
THE FIRST TIME! I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!"
2006-08-22 00:30:48 · 7 answers · asked by miracleMB 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
miracleMB, where did you come up with this from? Its too hilarious, I think you deserve the 10 points yourself. Thanx for making my day.
2006-08-22 00:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard similar stuf
2006-08-22 00:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WANT A CENTIPEDE!!! great joke!!! centipedes r cool!!! but what i really want is a purple monkey!!!!
random much??
2006-08-22 00:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by jenz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww I liked that joke!
Haven't heard that one before... its cute!!!
2006-08-22 02:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by A.P. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a great joke. really.
2006-08-22 00:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolr u serious?
2006-08-22 00:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Vamp Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
=D
2006-08-22 03:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋