All categories - 22 August 2006

Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
salvation à la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.

2006-08-22 05:07:22 · 11 answers · asked by Bruce W. 4 in Music

2006-08-22 05:07:19 · 8 answers · asked by susan w 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

do i need to heat the spagheti sauce ??? wat else do i need to do

2006-08-22 05:07:08 · 15 answers · asked by >>>FiNeSt<<< 1 in Cooking & Recipes

This old ladies husband died. Shes depressed, and decides to kill herself. She wants to shoot herself in the heart but is not really sure of where its at. She calls her doctor and asks "where exactlly is my heart located", the doctor replys " Directly below your left breast....... Later that day she checked herself into the ER with a gun shot wound to her left knee cap.

2006-08-22 05:07:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mike S 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And in fact until today Arab Christians use it.

This is for the people who are trying to say that ALLAH is the Muslim GOD to isolate Islam from other religions.

2006-08-22 05:07:00 · 12 answers · asked by Zero 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I understand the whole global warming phenomenon. I understand the factors that leading scientists identify as being the cause. However, I think that it is arrogant for humans to believe that we are really impacting the world that much.
Here is the problem: Scientists claim that the earth is over 4.5 billion years old. Recorded history only spans back 5000 - 5500 years. Geological temperature record identifies various "ice" and "desert" ages over the last 200 million years. Scientists have purported cycles of higher and lower temperatures dating back 2000-3000 million years.
Question: How can we prove that we are "responsible" for global warming? How do we know that this is not just a regular cycle of the earth that we happen to be here to record? After all, scientists are just presenting various hypotheses. So why do we believe them?

2006-08-22 05:06:59 · 25 answers · asked by Coffeefreek 2 in Environment

If I praise Hezbollah/Hamas/Al Queda and mock and attack Israel - and the West wins the war on terror - I will be forgiven because the West has good Christian people and they HAVE to forgive me.

result = OK for me


If I I praise Hezbollah/Hamas/Al Queda and mock and attack Israel - and the West loses the war on terror - the terrorists will like me and I won't be hurt

result = OK for me


If I back Israel and the West in the war on terror - and the West wins the war - then I will be a hero

result = GREAT for me


If I back Israel and the West in the war on terror - and the West loses the war - the terrorists will kill me

result = BAD for me


The process in the liberal mind goes, "If I back Israel and the West, the result could be GREAT, but might be BAD for me. If I back the terrorists, the result will be guaranteed OK for me. Since I am a typical liberal and a coward who avoids risk, I will therefore back the terrorists and attack Israel."

Could this be it?

2006-08-22 05:06:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i don't have one yet, but how do u put songs into an mp3?

2006-08-22 05:06:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

that u can tell the size of a man`s penis by the size of there feet.. ( if so i wanna meet frodo bagins)

2006-08-22 05:06:55 · 20 answers · asked by marnie c 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-22 05:06:54 · 33 answers · asked by witchyone 4 in Movies

i'll give 10 points to the first person to guess correctly. ^.^

2006-08-22 05:06:52 · 10 answers · asked by Light 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-22 05:06:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

like stony brook,binghamton and other colleges

2006-08-22 05:06:43 · 4 answers · asked by lifeinthewoods 1 in Higher Education (University +)

i had a dream that my brothers ex girlfriend came back she was at my sisters wedding and that was tru cuz my sister did get married and she was there and then she said to my brother i wanna get back with u and i miss u and she told me nobody wants me here i said me and my brother do and i said i luv u like a sister and she said i do too.. so what does this dream mean???

2006-08-22 05:06:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am talking foundation liquid and powder - i am a huge Lancome fan but dont have the buck these days for dept store stuff so in the drugstore whats the best or closest to department store make up? i hate cover girl by the way- it what i use now-

2006-08-22 05:06:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

i really want to join one

2006-08-22 05:06:28 · 1 answers · asked by matthew_bove 3 in Fantasy Sports

We're born into sin? Here is my theory: christians are terrified of p*ssy (excuse my french). Since we come out of the fun zone, we're are covered in sin (among other things). Just seeing if it sticks, I'm a work in progress.

2006-08-22 05:06:22 · 14 answers · asked by mutterhals 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-22 05:06:21 · 4 answers · asked by In Love 2 in Television

How easy would it be to visit? Is there enough work for someone like me? Would they accept me even though I am white? How is the money out there? Any info would be of great help.

2006-08-22 05:06:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

did u just get on a plane with a few mates? was it a hard process or easy? What did u have to organise?

2006-08-22 05:06:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

I have a pea-sized lump in my left breast. There's no pain, but it hasn't always been there. I am going to see my doctor, I just want to be prepared. . .

2006-08-22 05:06:06 · 14 answers · asked by Amy S 1 in Cancer

2006-08-22 05:06:05 · 8 answers · asked by Great Man 1 in Physics

I went to a nail salon on Sunday and was refused services because I demand the technician to properly clean the basin where my feet would be cleaned. I put my hand in the basin and wiped about the inner surface and my hand was full of skin and scum. Is it to much to ask for clean utensils?

2006-08-22 05:06:03 · 3 answers · asked by Susan H 1 in Infectious Diseases

Are they still singing "Wouldn't it be nice if we were OLDER"?

If they get any older, we'll have to call them The Dead Boys...
The Dead Boys were a cool punk band from the late 70's featuring Stiv Bator.

2006-08-22 05:06:03 · 5 answers · asked by Funnyaccountant 4 in Music

This is a poll, thank you! And if your day is not so happy, how can I make you smile?

2006-08-22 05:06:00 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it some people are highly sensitive to the emotions and moods of others? Or they can walk into a room where some tragedy or intensely emotional event has occurred and feel the negative atmosphere? Opinions?

2006-08-22 05:05:52 · 13 answers · asked by Shaman 7 in Religion & Spirituality

ok we all know boy cow's have horn's right well they put the wrong this on the boy's cause if you ask me those thing's they have look like milking boob's to me on the boy cows

2006-08-22 05:05:49 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

in the 7th book harry potter dies but someone else is also gonna die too do you know who it is?

2006-08-22 05:05:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies