This old ladies husband died. Shes depressed, and decides to kill herself. She wants to shoot herself in the heart but is not really sure of where its at. She calls her doctor and asks "where exactlly is my heart located", the doctor replys " Directly below your left breast....... Later that day she checked herself into the ER with a gun shot wound to her left knee cap.
2006-08-22 05:07:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mike S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's an oldie but a goodie.
2006-08-22 05:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny. I'd give it about an 8 out of 10.
2006-08-22 12:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an easy 2 points
2006-08-22 12:22:53 · answer #3 · answered by coachls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i know a lot of jokes but never herd that one before i will use that in the pub
2006-08-22 12:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by stevie m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Presumably she was aiming for her ankle and missed
2006-08-22 12:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by lutterworthwrr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you asked this question twice...
or should i say you said this joke twice.
2006-08-22 12:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
me likey!!!
2006-08-23 12:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by CHEEZ-IT BOY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-22 12:16:21 · answer #8 · answered by .:.:.Mizz_undaStood.:.:. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋