All categories - 21 August 2006

Spider man!!!!!!! I can sense their is no answer coming.

2006-08-21 18:22:07 · 9 answers · asked by Viety 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.

"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.

That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.

"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"

"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.

But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"

"Well, OK," the doctor answered "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..."

2006-08-21 18:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 18:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-21 18:21:39 · 18 answers · asked by Mustafa 5 in Religion & Spirituality

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2006-08-21 18:21:29 · 2 answers · asked by 8 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-21 18:21:26 · 25 answers · asked by gallow 5 in Singles & Dating

I've written 16 songs and some has music to them, some does not. I'm a decent singer and I think I would own the stage if I had a chance to give it a go. I think that if I did put them out there that some how someone would take them and screw me out of what was owed to me. That is if they are good enough. I'm not getting any younger and I'm afraid that if I did'nt do it, I would regret not at least trying. I would really like some good honest help with this matter. Please only reply if you really know what you are talking about. Thanks.

2006-08-21 18:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by artgophknight 2 in Music

On the show it seems like he has two that are really close but the advertisment made it look like he has four daughters.

2006-08-21 18:21:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-21 18:21:17 · 4 answers · asked by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 1 in Wrestling

I had lived in Virginia for two years and I just moved into California a couple weeks ago. Everytime I go to the mall, I feel like there are three hundreds of Britney Spears walking on the street.(Well, I'm a boy and this can be....very happy for me i guess.) Why is that?

2006-08-21 18:21:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

as in a car air freshener? I'm looking for a good brand and flavor which will last a long time, yet is not too expensive. Thanks!!

2006-08-21 18:21:09 · 5 answers · asked by katie l 2 in Decorating & Remodeling

Why is the yellow fungus growing in my pubic hairs so thick? It is almost like toothpaste. There is a lot of it. It also smells remotely like cow manure. Please help me. Serious answers only.

P.S.
Don't tell me to see a doctor, and pay attention to the question.

2006-08-21 18:20:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

How do you embed a video from youtube on there or put a song on your xanga?

2006-08-21 18:20:44 · 1 answers · asked by moon_essence1 2 in Internet

2006-08-21 18:20:42 · 16 answers · asked by list 3 in Books & Authors

2006-08-21 18:20:38 · 22 answers · asked by Deepak A 1 in Other - Hardware

please let me nkow what the song is called

2006-08-21 18:20:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

It seems like they have new ones every day... they say they all come from local breeders? But then why do they end up with only one or two of each breed? Don't dog usually have more than 2 puppies at one time?

2006-08-21 18:20:29 · 15 answers · asked by tony b 2 in Dogs

It's been killing me for a week. In the movie some teenage kid frequents a local arcade and dominates all the games. Then one day a new arcade game is delivered to the hall and this kid obsesses over it because it's incredibly difficult to beat. He even sneaks out at night and breaks into the arcade just to play this game so he can beat it. He ultimately succeeds in defeating it and that's when he pisses the game. It's so angry it actually consumes the kid and makes him a prisoner in the game. What's the name???

2006-08-21 18:20:27 · 11 answers · asked by n4utilu5 2 in Movies

Did a bad thing. Had a backache and a headache. Maybe a punishment?

2006-08-21 18:20:26 · 4 answers · asked by Type3Thinker 3 in Friends

2006-08-21 18:20:08 · 9 answers · asked by mg 1 in Fish

And everyone declines as he's a huge showoff and mean to a lot of people at work...so he then invites the people with kids..saying for a 'fun' day for the family (men play poker, women and kids do the barbequing and basically nothing else planned for them) and then tells everyone to bring raw chicken to barbeque and yet he knows he likely won't have more than 20-50 people IF that many!! showing up but most people don't even want to go as he keeps bragging at work about his new 450,000 dollar house and how he wants everyone to come and see it etc and how much money his wife and him have as total income etc so I think he should pay for the chicken -I think it's rude to ask your invited guests to bring food to your house-I believe guests should bring a bottle of wine or cake at their choosing -not be TOLD to basically bring their own entree AND cook it too LOL -what do you think of this? Please be honest.

2006-08-21 18:20:07 · 16 answers · asked by Shermin Joseph 2 in Etiquette

this is a part of my resume, will u plz tell me if there is any grammer mistake in there?
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Work experience
McDonald Restaurant July 2006- Present
( The McDonald's system is one of the largest employers and trainers of Canadians with more than 77,000 employees at more than 1,375 restaurants from coast to coast.)
Work in Window Position, which requires to take orders from customers , gathering what they have ordered , Put them in bags or trays and give them to customers, sometimes this position requires cleaning the tables in the lobby, unpacking boxes, arranging stuff and so on ...

2006-08-21 18:20:00 · 6 answers · asked by Ali 4 in Words & Wordplay

up to gravemind

2006-08-21 18:19:55 · 2 answers · asked by Winner! 2 in Video & Online Games

2006-08-21 18:19:51 · 24 answers · asked by christian mom 1 in Religion & Spirituality

DO U LIKE PUNKERS THERE PERSONALITY ? STYLE? THE MUSIC ? THE WHOLE EMO THING? DO U LIKE THEM?

2006-08-21 18:19:36 · 12 answers · asked by ~BUBBLES~ 2 in Other - Visual Arts

2006-08-21 18:19:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

i have some of my ex's

2006-08-21 18:19:33 · 6 answers · asked by asp 1 in Marriage & Divorce

we are afraid to know who lacks the little smthg to conceive.....am afraid that my hubby might get depressed after knowing that he may lack that thing .. wanna see him happy always so canta fford see his sad...still i want thatbaby

2006-08-21 18:19:23 · 11 answers · asked by Lachman V 1 in Weddings

2006-08-21 18:19:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-21 18:19:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies