2006-08-21 18:19:51 · 24 answers · asked by christian mom 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You must either be suffering from bouts of invidious amnesia stemming from chronic insomnia or you are a delusive comedian of moronic genre. Oh it's true. it's true
2006-08-21 18:23:52 · answer #1 · answered by Agentj100 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When that heart inside your chest stops beating, you will instantly be translated to the Father in Heaven. Are you man enough to say that right to His face or are you going to be as spittle on the ground?
You will answer for every word that comes out of your mouth or thought of or written down.
You still have time to repent. All's erased then.
Are you mature enough or man enough to do it?
None of us will even miss you or even know that you existed. Think about it.><>
2006-08-21 18:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kak for the record your loop hole doesn't work there is this little rule about actually feeling regret and trying to change what is was you did. i have no problem with people busting the chops of Christians especially those who walk around proclaiming they love god and then go out and do things like sell drugs and kill people but plz come from a place of knowledge with your criticisms
2006-08-21 18:29:25 · answer #3 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have your Mom sew them back on? Or, call Benny Hin, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell and make a denotation quick!
2006-08-21 18:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by B'klyn Barracuda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's probably not why,would He really pay attention to you?He is a great King,anyway just click your heels 3 times and say there's no place like home
2006-08-21 18:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by dale 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repent you sinning bastard!! Before it's too late and your a s s falls off!!! ?:)z
2006-08-21 18:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by PaPa Norm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must repeat the word: "gaf" ( f a g in reverse) until the unfortunate phenomenon stops. :-) best of luck
2006-08-21 18:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink Milk and pray.
2006-08-21 18:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by bobmartin333 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uer crazy i dont believe their falling off thats insane get help lady.
2006-08-21 18:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by blueducky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait until you meet Jesus face to face.
2006-08-21 18:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by b c 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋