Richard and his wife, Denise were playing cards with Frank and his wife, Lisa. During the game, Frank dropped a card on the floor and while he leaned down to pick it up, he noticed Denise was wearing no underwear, with her legs open. Later, Frank went into the kitchen for drinks only to be followed by Denise. She made an interesting proposal to him. "I know you liked what you saw in there. If you want some of it, you can stop by my house on Tuesday at 11am. My husband will be at work. The only thing is it will cost you $250." They finished playing cards and Frank comtemplated her offer.Tuesday came along and at 11am sharp, Frank was at the home of Denise. He went in, they did their do and he gave her the $250.
Later that evening, Richard arrived home from work. After settling in, he asked Denise "Was Frank over here today?" "Yes," she replied. "Did he come in and talk to you?" "Yes," she relied nervously. "Good. He called me at work and said he'd be dropping off the $250 he owed me!"
2006-08-21
18:52:12
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