All categories - 19 August 2006

2006-08-19 00:57:40 · 14 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Marriage & Divorce

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a
Complaint of pains all over her body.

"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the
places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her
finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!"
again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?


"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"

The Doc answered, "Your fingers broken."

2006-08-19 00:57:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-19 00:57:38 · 19 answers · asked by speedo 3 in Military

2006-08-19 00:57:35 · 13 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-19 00:57:34 · 5 answers · asked by judeswarbrick 1 in Internet

My dream, is to marry the person that i really love.. and go to Venice in the Honey Moon

2006-08-19 00:57:27 · 15 answers · asked by Lona aa 2 in Sociology

if a^(2)-b^(2)
=(a-b)^(2)+2b(a-b)
what is the speciality in it?
there is a speciality in it which will be a help for solving FLT in an elementary and simple way.

2006-08-19 00:57:27 · 5 answers · asked by rajesh bhowmick 2 in Mathematics

I recently got new frames. Plastic, rectangular, trendy -- they're designer, infact.
I am nearsighted with brown eyes and I'd love for some makeup suggestions for when I wear my glasses. Obviously nothing bright, just fairly natural that'll make my eyes stand out.

2006-08-19 00:57:21 · 10 answers · asked by Brittany 2 in Makeup

2006-08-19 00:57:15 · 9 answers · asked by vinpa 1 in Teaching

i need a written program in c language to execute ADI method fo a 2 dimensional parabolic pde.

2006-08-19 00:57:14 · 1 answers · asked by simon362002 1 in Mathematics

I'm 25. I would f uck a 18yr old girl and I would f uck a 50yr old girl.

2006-08-19 00:56:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-08-19 00:56:26 · 13 answers · asked by I have brains for tonsils 4 in Singles & Dating

or is it still just a matter of having sex at the right time during the month?

2006-08-19 00:56:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

There is a girl..to whom i love so much.. I can do anything for her... am not just saying...i mean it.. she knows abt my love..how much i do..but she doesn't love me..am her best frnd but not love.. there was one boy to whom she used to love like anything..but that boy cheated her..after that she have a fear abt any relation..she doesn't want to be in relation... i tried my best but for her am only best frnd..not her love..tell me frdns.. wht i do..I want her ...I cant live without her... I REALLY LOVE HER SO MUCH

2006-08-19 00:56:12 · 9 answers · asked by Vicky 1 in Friends

how do they take care of their vagina ?

2006-08-19 00:55:38 · 15 answers · asked by nita_desai 2 in Women's Health

hey feeling a little low woundered if anyone had anything to say which would make me smile??

2006-08-19 00:55:37 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

or has any one done the blood group diet with sucess?

2006-08-19 00:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

how many miles is it to sewden from london

2006-08-19 00:55:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Europe

2006-08-19 00:55:30 · 2 answers · asked by leprikon7283@sbcglobal.net 1 in Internet

2006-08-19 00:55:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

these:

Rap:
Rock:
Easy Listening:
Raggae:
Heavy Metal:
Pop:

2006-08-19 00:55:10 · 11 answers · asked by Game Guy 5 in Music

2006-08-19 00:55:10 · 29 answers · asked by kiesha 1 in Makeup

I have just dicocered my site www.kidsgoape.com is written in asp and not in standard html. problem is the search engins can't see it. is there any way to fix this problem. I can get software to change html to asp but not the other way

2006-08-19 00:55:09 · 1 answers · asked by malc 2 in Internet

if i we're to say "i love ya!!!!" what would be your responce????

2006-08-19 00:54:30 · 18 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Underweight & under measures.
2. High prices.
3. Sub standard quality
4.Duplicate articles.
5. rough behaviour and undue conditions.
6. Lack of safety devices.
7. poor or adequate after sales services

2006-08-19 00:54:23 · 4 answers · asked by sunitha nkumar 1 in Economics

2006-08-19 00:54:12 · 2 answers · asked by ars32 3 in Higher Education (University +)

I mean everyone says Homosexuality is wrong and that if you are a true Christian, you will change and do God right, but what about soldiers? They are out there fighting for our freedom yet they are doing something 10x's worse by breaking one of the 10 commandements. Is there any excuse to justify why killing is more forgivable that sexual preference?

2006-08-19 00:54:07 · 14 answers · asked by Beans 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-19 00:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

I think the guy's pretty talented myself.

2006-08-19 00:54:05 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Peachy® 7 in Polls & Surveys

>>1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
>>Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


>>2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
>>sleeping pills.
>>Wife: When must I give them to him?
>>Doctor: They are for you.

>>3. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
>>Three fastest means of communication in the world.
>>
>>Tele-phone
>>Tele-vision
>>Tell-a-woman.
>>You still want faster?
>>(Tell her not to tell anyone)

2006-08-19 00:54:02 · 4 answers · asked by The rocket 4 in Media & Journalism