>>1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
>>Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
>>2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
>>sleeping pills.
>>Wife: When must I give them to him?
>>Doctor: They are for you.
>>3. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
>>Three fastest means of communication in the world.
>>
>>Tele-phone
>>Tele-vision
>>Tell-a-woman.
>>You still want faster?
>>(Tell her not to tell anyone)
2006-08-19 00:54:02 · 4 answers · asked by The rocket 4 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
Ok.
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2006-08-19 16:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 19:42:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10 rating
2006-08-19 02:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Echo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-21 10:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by kaisers_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋