2006-08-19 00:57:40 · 14 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Not really. You can't drink the beer or see the TV if she's on your face. Better she should be between my knees. Or doggy - that way we can both watch and I can set the beer down on her back when I'm not drinking.
2006-08-19 01:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off how is it possible to have your wife sit on your face and, drink a beer? Best bet, Doggie style, beer on her back along with the remote. When you get close, remove the beer and remote, blow that wad into that little curve, which I like to call the collection point. Set the beer and remote on the dresser, go into the bathroom, clean yourself up, then get a wash rag and clean your significant other up. After that, tell her to go in the other room and make you some Turkey pot pie.
2006-08-19 09:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by ndvsne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good, but how do you drink the beer if she's sitting on your face?
2006-08-19 08:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ben 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not for your wife. how are you watching tv with her on your face? or even drinking beer for that matter? must be talented.
2006-08-19 08:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ms understood 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Interesting!
How do you watch tv with a crotch on your face?
Maybe she doesn't have sex with you cause you pay too much attention to the tele?
2006-08-19 10:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by lostintheclover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is not possible: she is sitting on your face, how can you drink beer at the same time????
and how can you see tv at all if she is sitting on your face??
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
you did say "while"(same time) doing these other 2 things.
which is impossible to do!!!
2006-08-19 08:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats3inhouse 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats tough to beat, but maybe some pretzels would be good
2006-08-19 08:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by bighertshow 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, your wife spanking her monkey, while you slap the rump of a horse.
2006-08-19 08:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes........your wife's yonger sister sitting on your face while counting the insurence money drinking jack black!!!!!
2006-08-19 08:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by rock 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
only other thing i can think of is if she was going down on u too
2006-08-19 08:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by hm10s4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋