make me smile?

Question

hey feeling a little low woundered if anyone had anything to say which would make me smile??

Answer 1

You are so pretty. I am sure most guys think you are hot!

Answer 2

My kitty cats are playing on my computer desk as I am trying to write you.There are three of them, 2girls and a boy.The boy,Snuggy cashmere, is batting my mouse around, he knocked all the batteries out too..that little stinker.One of the girl kity cats is sitting on top of my monitar swishing her tail back and forth while the third cat smacks each time it comes her way..... my pens have all been knocked down under my desk....They are full of themselves.
Everyone has to have something, that makes them happy. my Kitty cats come first, my fiancee' family and friends are second and third I like this website because ,I love to help other people.....Tell me all the things in your life that make you happy.....This should help put a smile on your face......you could have a terminal disease,homeless,etc....Think of everything that you are thankful for: shelter,clothes,schol education, family and friends that care for you,food,etc..........
Think of your favorite place, day dream that you are there and what you would be doing while your there,who would be with you.....etc. do you have a journal? If so write in it, draw in it, but if you don't promise me you will get one SOON!!!!!(Barnes and Nobles have 100's of beautiful ones,bring your journal everywhere you go) i have had one since i was 13 and i write inmine all the time: when i am happy,mad, depressed:I just let it all out because only I am going to see it.
Are you smiling ,yet? I hope that I got you too........i wish you could see these bad little kity cats,they are making me laugh......Feel better....

Answer 3

How many elephants can you get in a hammerfore?
Whats a hammerfore?
Knocking in nails stupid!

I pulled up into a petrol station and the car next to me had a penguin in the back. I went to the driver and said, did you know you had a penguin in the back of your car? He replied yes, I don't know where he came from. I said, why don't you take him to the zoo? He replied, that's a good idea, thanks, I'll do that.
The following week I went to get some more petrol and there was the same man still with the penguin in the back. I asked him, did you take him to the zoo? He replied yes I did and today I'm taking him to the cinema. Ha Ha Ha.

Answer 4

Traditional Peanut Brittle

2 cups sugar
1 cup light corn syrup
1 cup water
2 cups raw Spanish peanuts
1/2 tsp. salt
2 Tbsp. butter
2 tsp. baking soda

Heat and stir sugar, syrup and water in a heavy 3-quart saucepan until the sugar dissolves. Add salt. Cook over medium heat to soft ball stage (234 degrees). Add peanuts at 250 degrees. Cook to hard crack stage (290 degrees), stirring often. Remove from heat.

Quickly, stir in butter and soda. Beat to a froth for a few seconds. Pour at once onto 2 well-buttered 15-1/2x10-1/2x1-inch pans, spreading with spatula. If desired, cool slightly and pull with forks to stretch thin. Break up when cold.

Yield: About 1-1/2 pounds of peanut brittle.
here go put ur smile on

Answer 5

You do know that this is rather Awkward Much right?, oh well here goes:

Lil' Johnny on Politics



Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
Did it work?

Answer 6

Smiling is best medicine
Even if you are not sick
Take a vacation from your problems
And get amazed with the little things in life

Answer 7

Whilst making the bed, my friend got herself stuck in the quilt-cover. Instead of fighting her way out she just waved around a little a started 'woooooo'ing. It's the cutest ghost I've ever seen. (Though any ghost in a flowery quilt is good.). That should make anyone smile. Did I mention she's 22!

Answer 8

I can only tell you that we all feel a little low every now and then. Only you can make yourself feel better. I would tell you a joke,but I am no good at remembering them when people tell them to me. Think of one and laugh for both of us. Oh yea, A funny thing happened on the way to the beauty shop. Fill in the blanks_____. lol

Answer 9

My mum told me story about a week ago..It's a true one, mind you....You see, a friend of hers was enjoying a vacation with her husband, and he accidentally filled the bathtub with too much soap, and when the friend started going into the tub, she slipped and chipped her front tooth on the wall. Her gum went black and instead of being with her husband, she had to go to the dentist back home for serious treatment! So I guess what I'm trying to say is, you can smile, knowing you're not the poor chipped tooth lady...

Hope that helped!

Answer 10

Get a Terry Pratchett book and you'll be roaring with laughter within seconds. Guarantee!

Answer 11

Hi, you are a beautiful person, honest too, not many people would ask for this.
Just think how it feels to be happy and you'll smile, relax and think of the Monty Python Parrot sketch. Make me laugh :)
Let us all know if you feel better