and says to the bartender, "Gimme a double of your finest scotch. Bartender pours it--guy drinks it down in one gulp. He says,"I'd like another." Bartender pours a second one. Guy downs it. "One more," he says. Bartender fills the glass and says, "Son, you shouldn't drink like that." Young guy says, "If you had what I have, you'd drink like this too." Bartender says, "Oh, I'm sorry, what do you have?" Guy says, "75 cents, beyotch!!"
2006-08-17
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