All categories - 4 August 2006

Any one seen it...how was it compared to Anchorman?

2006-08-04 08:19:57 · 17 answers · asked by Cam K 2 in Movies

2006-08-04 08:19:57 · 63 answers · asked by Navi 2 in Makeup

2006-08-04 08:19:56 · 19 answers · asked by Chanise H 1 in Adolescent

2006-08-04 08:19:56 · 3 answers · asked by ilovemydogcuddles 1 in Fish

travel agents telephone number in surrey, bc

2006-08-04 08:19:50 · 3 answers · asked by nancy d 1 in Vancouver

want to go water rafting,hikeing,swimming,and hope to see black bear.

2006-08-04 08:19:50 · 11 answers · asked by caller-id 1 in Other - United States

2006-08-04 08:19:40 · 17 answers · asked by brianna p 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-08-04 08:19:34 · 12 answers · asked by Adam M 2 in Philosophy

2006-08-04 08:19:33 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-08-04 08:19:26 · 18 answers · asked by Azniv O 1 in Current Events

i have to run track this year and over the year i've lost my arch n i have no idea of how to gain it back. i've heard of arch supports but everywhere i go(wal mart, target, cvs/osco, walgreens) they don't have em. n im under 18 cough*im 16*cough lol n i can't order em online. so what other ways can i get an arch in feet?

2006-08-04 08:19:24 · 6 answers · asked by Resee 2 in Skin & Body

I have been a over drinking for around say 4 years may be more but not a full blown alcoholic in the physical sense.
I had a discussion in with my wife about drinking sensibly and next week I am going without a drink to see how I really feel about drinking physically and phychologically.
I do not want to stop drinking as in teetotal as that to me is extreme and I enjoy a beer and a wine and would not deny myself the pleasure. But I do not want to drink where it is unhealthy but have a healthy sustainable enjoyment that maybe be beneficial..
I am 38, 6' 2" and weigh 220 lbs.
Some advice would be nice that I could use and give me food for thought as I develop my practice and attitude to a more healthier way of life.

2006-08-04 08:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by Gingerbread Man 3 in Diet & Fitness

2006-08-04 08:19:20 · 7 answers · asked by k-ray 2 in Women's Health

im me!!

2006-08-04 08:19:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-04 08:19:17 · 24 answers · asked by rodneycrater 3 in Psychology

2006-08-04 08:19:17 · 14 answers · asked by Willie H 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-08-04 08:19:12 · 10 answers · asked by leightonboro 1 in Singles & Dating

KITTEN HAS VERY LOUD WHEEZING SOUNDS WHEN BREATHING, HE IS APPROX. TWO MONTHS OLD, NORMALLY VERY ACTIVE NOW ALL HE IS DOING IS SLEEPING.
WHAT IF ANYTHING CAN BE DONE AT HOME TO CLEAR HIS SEVERE CONGESTION??

2006-08-04 08:19:11 · 7 answers · asked by BRENDA K 2 in Cats

2006-08-04 08:19:11 · 17 answers · asked by jamescoffman1978 2 in Singles & Dating

I grew it for the first time and I have plenty.

2006-08-04 08:19:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

I am an overwieght, smoker who lives on welfare. I haven't had a real job in ever. All I do is sit on the front stoop and watch cars all day. My kids are dorty and grimy. And, I have no education. What do you suggest??

Oh BTW: LMFAO!!!! You're welcome for the points!!! :-)

2006-08-04 08:19:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

It seems to me that we could use the billions spent on the rocks and pictures, and some sand, (that we already have here) to make OUR planet a better place.

2006-08-04 08:19:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2006-08-04 08:19:00 · 5 answers · asked by Sharan 2 in Singles & Dating

Unfortunately I do not have any details other than his name and his place of birth. I need to obtain his birth certificate, I have contacted the Portuguese authorities but with out a birth certificate they have no way of narrowing down their search. Any information is greatly appreciated.

2006-08-04 08:18:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

My husband was divorced in the late 60's. My husband's 1st wife has never had anything to do with her kids. Her grandmother and my husband's family were the ones that raised them. They are 40+ years old and since the divorce papers say he had to pay thru court, which he was advised not to because the children would never get any benefit from it. The woman stayed in nightclubs and layed out with men, her grandmother told us. So to see the children were taken care of my husband, his family and even me made sure the children had what they needed. Now the grandmother is dead and no way to prove this. This woman is right now living with 3 men and about 30 inside dogs. My husband's check to her is paying for one of her men's pick-up truck. How can I get help.

2006-08-04 08:18:55 · 6 answers · asked by Shadowmist 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

when standing

2006-08-04 08:18:53 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Smart is when you only believe half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which fugging half!

Here are your top 7 winners of 2006 so far... Can't wait to see what the rest of the year will bring us!

In case you don't know, the Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
 
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
 
And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are:
 
7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
 
6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 30" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was, for reasons unknown, inserted into his rectum and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
 
5. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.
 
4. A 22-year-old, man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Fairfax County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground" Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major trauma."
 
3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend, no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate, was hospitalized.
 
2. Employees in a medium sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers.
 
AND THE WINNER.....(ouch....)
 
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his balls in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's balls in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for him, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and his balls were the weakest link. Sanchez's balls ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop which he was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course.
 
Note: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But, because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

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2006-08-04 08:18:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-04 08:18:49 · 15 answers · asked by Tired_of _the_games 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-04 08:18:48 · 35 answers · asked by ♥ Nicola ♥ 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2006-08-04 08:18:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture