A guy with a huge manhood has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size they make excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hooker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do it my way?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he replies.
"Is that all? No problem let's go to my place," she said
They walk to her apartment. Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold on her.
"Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?" she asks.
"Because of my religion" he said.
"What religion is that?"
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm an agnostic I've heard of those you're one of those people who doesn't believe in.....J-E-S-U-S-C-H-R-I-S-T"
2006-08-02
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