A guy with a huge manhood has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size they make excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hooker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do it my way?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he replies.
"Is that all? No problem let's go to my place," she said
They walk to her apartment. Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold on her.
"Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?" she asks.
"Because of my religion" he said.
"What religion is that?"
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm an agnostic I've heard of those you're one of those people who doesn't believe in.....J-E-S-U-S-C-H-R-I-S-T"
2006-08-02 21:33:53 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Pd! This is LMAO! I love it. Man are the people who are contributing tonight live wires! The guy with the crickets really needs to get some bug spray and see if he can get himself a bite or two. Liven him up a little bit.
anyway love the joke, love it you are back, love my pillow. lol goodnight all those who are not sleeping at their keyboards like I just woke up from. actually with my head under the arm of my chair.
2006-08-02 21:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Again! How many times do I need to tell ya not to post things of your life? Huh?
2006-08-04 07:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ! Pd...naughty one !! Now tell me, which came first - the chicken or the egg??? hahaha....lol 10/10....keep shinin' !!!
2006-08-03 05:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sinful to laugh but oh dear. lol.
2006-08-02 21:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt u get it adult men.??? oh hel... his call is chuck.. which f-word rhymes with chuck... so he exchange into gonna say... n i m taking her to fcuk!! so the farmer expected n shot him!!
2016-10-01 10:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-05 21:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OooooooMG......He did it. Pd you striking hard, you did it too..lol
ROTFL
2006-08-03 23:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can "see" why this is a humourous narrative. Thanks for the early-morning chuckle.
2006-08-03 23:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm.......
I'm speechless.....
(crickets chirping in the backgroud)
2006-08-02 21:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......yes baby i am the one........now u got it...he he he
2006-08-02 21:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋