All categories - 29 July 2006

2006-07-29 00:19:13 · 4 answers · asked by Como 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full freaking view!- Murphy's Law!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?"

"Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma' rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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2006-07-29 00:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 00:19:07 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 00:19:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Since withdrawing from the world stage, from a military standpoint, would constitute surrender.....is it time to withdraw foreign aid from the derelict countries of the world and redirect it toward domestic issues?

2006-07-29 00:19:01 · 5 answers · asked by claymore 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-07-29 00:18:07 · 24 answers · asked by MissRussia 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

Did you know that i am the No. 1 enemy of Satan in Mumbai?
And did you know that he fears me?

Always remember this.
Never forget.

2006-07-29 00:17:44 · 7 answers · asked by chris_muriel007 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-29 00:17:37 · 5 answers · asked by somnath c 1 in Skin & Body

from good trippy, fantasy or weird movies? (all genres i dont care) plz dont tell L.O.T.R even my parrot have seen them...

2006-07-29 00:16:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-29 00:16:43 · 28 answers · asked by Gavisinho 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-29 00:16:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

i bought a new webcam and it's not working when i try to use it in yahoo! messenger. it's an a4tech flexicam pk-5, my old webcam is the same brand as well. when i try to view it on my desktpo it will work but the monitor's screen changes it's appearance. when i tried to use it in yahoo! messenger when i click the webcam/invite to view my webcam nothing happens

2006-07-29 00:16:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

maybe this is a personal issue, but i HATE being judged for my age and not my ideas and the content of my person. Why is it that so many of the adults that i,and other people know seem to believe that it is impossible for someone under 25 to know and understand what is going on in the world and actually have a valid opinion?
Why is it so hard for an adult to admit they are wrong when 'bested' by someone who is younger than them?

Thoughts, please.

2006-07-29 00:16:27 · 12 answers · asked by kat10v35abat 1 in Psychology

Reagan was the last sitting Pres. to extend the voting rights act, due to an election, as Bush has done this time around. What is wrong with American to denie the right to African American their given right, as others, why keep the punishment going on till the next 25 years when the voting rights act will not be extended due to the fact the many young african americans will not have the same motivation as members of the 50's and 60's civil rights movement...due to die at the hands to American congressman. Then this is apparent as to what the real future agenda is. Are African Amerians pose the real threat to American? How about China, Japan, Mexico, Canada born in this country. You Americans need to wake up! You are attacking the wrong culture.

2006-07-29 00:16:17 · 4 answers · asked by aomegaj 1 in Civic Participation

I want to be the head girl,what qualities should be there in me?

2006-07-29 00:16:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

Would you date a woman in Kuwait who was positive with Hepatitus C ?

2006-07-29 00:16:04 · 1 answers · asked by Baghdad Pete ! 4 in Other - Africa & Middle East

2006-07-29 00:15:54 · 6 answers · asked by Sushant r 1 in Birds

Birth place Birur Chikmagalur dist.

2006-07-29 00:15:51 · 2 answers · asked by nk30673 1 in Newborn & Baby

i have a standard weight,a housewife.i shampoo my hair every 3-4days.2 months ago i noticed my hair fall then i tried with anti hair fall control but no successful result. can u please advice me how 2 maintain my hair&2 protect it from falling.

2006-07-29 00:15:40 · 10 answers · asked by puchi 2 in Hair

The course i am undergoing here in India is 3 years and i am in the second year now. I want to get a salaried internship in some good hotel in USA.

2006-07-29 00:15:30 · 6 answers · asked by sch s 1 in Studying Abroad

2006-07-29 00:15:17 · 6 answers · asked by cute2guy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-29 00:15:00 · 2 answers · asked by sleepysteppy 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-07-29 00:14:55 · 10 answers · asked by rinku 1 in Corporations

i started my new school n i met this guy well we didnt really talk to each other but he was funny now we still dont talk sometimes iv seen him staring at me eve wen i look back i find him staring but in his eyes i can see hatred or atleast thats wat i feel so sumtimes my heart says that he really likes me but then my mind thinks that he dosent hav feelings the only reason he looks at me is because he feels that i look at him n like him and i really do i cant even ask his frenz coz wel his frenz r not really my type of ppl see he n his friends are more of the poular gang n me and my friends are normal teenagers not geeks not popular so well yesterday i went to this dance party he was there 2 but this time i dint really c him looking at me i cant talk to him cause of my personal problems i cant ask ma frenz coz i dont trust them just yet not so easily so wat should i do how do i *** to know tht if he likes me or not plz i really need ur advice if u chatting tania_sharma_100100100@yahoo

2006-07-29 00:14:53 · 18 answers · asked by cute gal 2 in Friends

2006-07-29 00:14:18 · 17 answers · asked by asian_man_admires_bbw 5 in Gender Studies

2006-07-29 00:14:12 · 6 answers · asked by Dong N 1 in Chemistry

2006-07-29 00:14:10 · 11 answers · asked by Jennifer 2 in Astronomy & Space

2006-07-29 00:14:02 · 16 answers · asked by pegs_down 3 in Makeup

This Online Book Store is providing good service in India

2006-07-29 00:13:59 · 1 answers · asked by blafriendsbla 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-07-29 00:13:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology