Young cowboy & cowgirl get married?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full freaking view!- Murphy's Law!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?"

"Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma' rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/25/06 The A B Cs of Profanity!

Answer 1

lma-ouch!hell of a laugh!ay karummba..i like it like that...thanks;)

Answer 2

10 out of 10

Answer 3

Imao!!!!!!!!! Keep em coming Willie, these are fantastic. I am going to e-mail this one to a friend with the link and all. Hope you get a lot of hits from it.
lokerridge thumbs^up rating x 100= super funny dude!

Answer 4

hahahahah.... great one.... lol....thanks...
check this one too......

Joe and John were identical twins.

Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.

One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.

He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her."

"She was a rotten old thing from the beginning."

"Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish."

"She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too."

"Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time."

"I warned them that she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad, but they wanted her anyway."

"The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted.

Answer 5

That is a lol joke. Thumbs up for you.

Answer 6

lol that was funny as all hell lol poor guy lol check ya later ♥

Answer 7

So they have a cowkid

Answer 8

that was awesome!

Answer 9

Thanks for a dumb joke.