All categories - 27 July 2006

complaining that she has now got three vaginas .... the doctor examines her and takes a large reel of sticking plaster out of his draw and cuts off three six inch lengths. HE then proceeds to stick one length over the middle vagina, another over the left one and the last bit over the right vagina.
"Will that cure it, doc?" asks the woman .....
"Nah" said the doctor .... "but it will stop you getting f*cked right, left and centre!" .........

Anybody laughing here ........... ?

2006-07-27 12:02:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does somebody need to bite your neck so hard for it to appear? Also, doesn't it hurt?

2006-07-27 12:02:10 · 14 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-27 12:02:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

MY rear window latchg is broken, where can I get a new one

2006-07-27 12:02:07 · 5 answers · asked by Stvargo 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-07-27 12:01:57 · 19 answers · asked by whispernikki 4 in Other - Family & Relationships

I may be starting a new job in SFO, If i can't afford to live in the city what area is the best/easiest to commute from and how is the public transportation. Do I still need a car ?
Thanks

2006-07-27 12:01:53 · 8 answers · asked by pixie289 2 in San Francisco

If you let yourself get hit by a truck and die, does that count as suicide? Saying you could've moved, but didn't want to.

2006-07-27 12:01:52 · 20 answers · asked by Kats 5 in Mental Health

2006-07-27 12:01:50 · 4 answers · asked by Jeremy 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-07-27 12:01:49 · 12 answers · asked by Knuckles 1 in Other - Education

2006-07-27 12:01:45 · 10 answers · asked by Karen W 1 in Television

2006-07-27 12:01:43 · 5 answers · asked by Larry 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-27 12:01:39 · 20 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Football (American)

and she does't know I'm alive what should I do?

2006-07-27 12:01:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I've seen some cool colors for hair like lime green, purple and orange, but they all involve bleach. Bleaching for my type of hair causes it to lose all body and will technically dead looking, so, does any one know of a product that doesn't involve bleaching the hair before dying?

2006-07-27 12:01:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

I paid deposit to secure this apartment in CA, but 20 days before move-in date, I changed my mind and decided not to move in. So I never take possession of the apartment. This is a very popular apartment, and I believe my blank will be filled in right away.

The problem is I signed one sheet of agreement when I paid depoist, it says if I withdraw the application after 72 hours, my deposit will be forfeited. And it's already more than 72 hours now. Is that legal agreement? Can I still get my deposit back?

Thanks.

2006-07-27 12:01:35 · 7 answers · asked by th144 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-07-27 12:01:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

They say since the inception of of vaccines there has been a 6x increase in diabetes!

2006-07-27 12:01:27 · 6 answers · asked by Rodney K V 1 in Diabetes

How many of you think that there are to many reality tv shows on.

2006-07-27 12:01:15 · 8 answers · asked by Nicko912 3 in Television

My husband and I have Two girls of our own, ages 12 and 8. When I was 25 I had to have a hysterectomy. We decided to become foster parents so we could have more children. We have been foster parents for a total of 8 years before deciding to adopt. We adopted two little girls and we are very thankful for them, but I have wanted another baby for the past 6 years. The agencies that we have worked with, only had older children. We do not have the money to adopt a child threw an adoption agency and the state says that they dont have any babies that need homes. Having a baby is all I can think about and it is making me crazy. I feel empty inside and cant seem to do anything that helps. Does anyone have any suggestions?

2006-07-27 12:01:12 · 11 answers · asked by Vi 1 in Newborn & Baby

Now I live in Hong Kong. I will go to Mississippi and live there for at least two years. However, I know few about the state, like climate, people, accent, living expense, museums and so on. What's more, I like climbing mountains. Are there many great mountain? Is it safe there? And if you are already resident of Mississippi, I'd like to make friends with you. :)

2006-07-27 12:01:11 · 4 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - United States

2006-07-27 12:01:10 · 6 answers · asked by R. P 1 in Alternative Medicine

i still have some room on my ipod
here is a few of my favorite 80s songs and maybe you could feed off that with suggestions?

Roxanne
anything by billy idol
journey
toto (love isnt always on time0
lunatic fringe
st elmos fire
i liek madonna, paula abdul, and whitney houston too. if you just lits artist please could you list like good songs by them?

2006-07-27 12:01:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Im a guy (not gay) but I wish I were a woman. I think it is more fun, besides they have great clothes, they can wear anything and theirs bodies are beautiful. If there is a girl who dosen't like it being a woman. I can swap bodies with her!.

2006-07-27 12:01:00 · 11 answers · asked by Rouge 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

can you write your life so far
in only three lines

2006-07-27 12:00:57 · 16 answers · asked by eternity 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-27 12:00:56 · 7 answers · asked by Leezles 1 in Other - Food & Drink

During the 90's there were cartoons like Dark Wing Duck, Bonkers, Gars, Animaniacs, the good Batman Cartoon DBZ, and Dexter's Labortory in my opinion good cartoons. But today there are cartoons like Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Squirle Boy,Bratz,. completely stupid cartoons I think. If you had to choose what cartoons would you choose those of the 90's are the ones currently on now.

2006-07-27 12:00:55 · 15 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Television

2006-07-27 12:00:51 · 15 answers · asked by shauna99 1 in Women's Health

Please give me your website!( If you have one!) Also what kind of breed do you breed? Plus, I don't want any puppies that comes from a puppy mill!

2006-07-27 12:00:42 · 9 answers · asked by vcat_11 2 in Dogs

1.What do you think is your best physical feature?
2.What do you think of judgemental people?
3.Are you any good with numbers?
4.What law do you think is ridiculous?(in your country or state)
5.Do you travel alot? or a little? or not at all?
6.What color are your eyes?
7.What is your favorite type of music?
8.One word to describe your personality?
9.Do you think one day you will need yahoo answers rehab?
10.Are you passive or agressive or both?
thanx--

2006-07-27 12:00:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-27 12:00:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness