what if god smoked cannabis?
If god had long hair and a goatee,and if his eyes were pretty glazed, if he looked spaced out, would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah god looks baked
god smells good
Hit the bong like some of us, drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning,Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
2006-07-27
17:32:09
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