what if god smoked cannabis?
If god had long hair and a goatee,and if his eyes were pretty glazed, if he looked spaced out, would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah god looks baked
god smells good
Hit the bong like some of us, drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning,Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
2006-07-27
17:32:09
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stone poem heh? lay off the pot man, quit mocking. or at least try to be more creative, could one person be stoned and not talk about being stoned or are you just too fuking stoned.
2006-07-28 03:29:10
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answered by loveboatcaptain 5
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easily!!! It develop into something better formal, yet I used to search for suggestion from with Him besides the reality that the reason and considering that I kept ahead to my own ambition and needs, at the same time as He gave me avertisements I kept none and did my way going into further and further trubles! Into an end, interior of a deep depresion, He kept my existence (!!!) the very second I left away of all my deep needs... There, empty heart, i develop into full of God's uncomplicated and Peace and Love - an entire New existence, a clean body, a clean creative and prescient over the past and the destiny :) :) :) sure, he's my Saviour!!!
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answered by svatos 4
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God can do whatever he wants to do, but if heaven fits your description I'll change my ways because hitting a bong is definitely better than toasting my buns.
2006-07-27 17:53:34
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answered by osu2720@sbcglobal.net 3
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AHH people always would like to think that GOD is on the same level as us..........Sorry he is not........As far as pot goes........Man is over the Earth and has set Laws for other Man to follow.........Just because God made it and said it was good does not give Man a right to ABUSE it
2006-07-27 17:37:55
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answered by snuggels102 6
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Good questions. If you inspect the world a little more I'm sure you'll find plenty of evidence of the way God looks...
God is FAKE!
2006-07-27 17:35:44
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answered by mathcore321x 2
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Woah, dude! You and Joan Osbourne should, like, hang out or something. Righteous!
2006-07-27 17:36:48
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answered by sebek12345 2
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Wow. Go to the hospital and let them help you.
2006-07-27 17:40:18
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answered by blaze 4
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I think you just smoked the best pot on the planet!!!!!and its not in season yet
2006-07-27 17:36:31
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answered by bungyow 5
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What if God smote you!?
I know I'd be laughing!!
2006-07-27 17:36:42
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answered by Anonymous
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at least you should let your pipe cool off once in a while.
2006-07-27 17:35:50
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answered by parshooter 5
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