"God is good.God is great.I surrender my will as of this date.Oh my Lord I see evil everywhere.How shall I smite those that are evil if they refuse to be delivered in your care?I give myself to you oh Lord to be an instrument of your will.Just say the word and I will find some heathens to kill.I thank you lord for showing me the way.So, now tell me oh Lord, why is my son gay?I pray to you that you magically make him well and please oh Lord let him not ring my door bell.I sent him away because he makes me sick because in you I have become an ornery prick.And while I am on my knees can you please oh Lord help me find my car keys.Oh Lord how I miss the good old days when I could beat my wife and knew that there was nothing gay in a high school haze.And before I forget oh Lord there is something more, can you please oh Lord tell my wife to stop being a whore?".
2006-07-25
23:10:31
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