All categories - 20 July 2006

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

2006-07-20 21:46:08 · 4 answers · asked by sistah2sista 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-20 21:46:06 · 3 answers · asked by ambidextrous25 3 in Singles & Dating

i,m looking for cotton india clothing to sell like the ones you find at a flea market

2006-07-20 21:46:00 · 1 answers · asked by susieq 1 in Other - India

Who remembers Bill Cosby in a regularly aired children's show where he had a bee or bug marker that made noises and would draw cartoons that came to life?

What was the name of that show and/or marker? lol

2006-07-20 21:45:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

I need as many people to answer as possible cuz I am doing a survey. all age ranges.

2006-07-20 21:45:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

I need as many people to answer as possible cuz I am doing a survey. all age ranges.

2006-07-20 21:45:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We are a storage terminal at Kandla Port,Gujarat,India and seek proffesionals capable of handling organic chemicals on long term, good salary and perks.

2006-07-20 21:44:53 · 6 answers · asked by rajesh p barmeda 1 in Engineering

Intercourse after a women using wine is gud or not to have a baby?

2006-07-20 21:44:50 · 3 answers · asked by ooxy 1 in Women's Health

also replication scheduling configuration ,same time server configuration....

2006-07-20 21:44:46 · 1 answers · asked by pandey_lk 1 in Software

...tom science

2006-07-20 21:44:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

She's frumpy looking like his wife. Was he working his mojo are was this a sincere effort at connection with another human being ? Is our empathy chip missing leader finally reaching out to touch someone or did he get a few pills from Rush's Viagra script ?

2006-07-20 21:44:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Its been snowing here as its winter in Australia, so I was just wondering does it snow out to see or just over landmass?

2006-07-20 21:44:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

Are you mad because God gave you a choice to reject him or because he placed you on a planet with other who are free to be evil?

How could God give you free will to love or hate in a better way than he did with the planet Earth situation as we know it?

2006-07-20 21:44:21 · 9 answers · asked by happymrzot 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-20 21:44:04 · 3 answers · asked by kaku 2040 1 in Other - Entertainment

I receive warnings daily that my computer is probably infected from viruses.How can emface it free of charge?

2006-07-20 21:43:44 · 11 answers · asked by Ellie S 1 in Security

hi how to send emails for the persons who answer your question in yahoo answers ..i dont see any email links

2006-07-20 21:43:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

Since that rebellious counterculture revolution of the late 60's/70's broken families, violence, promiscuity, crime "and overall decline of supporting education seems more evident then ever" as another has put it and has left us with many huge complicated problems. And to top it off, people are now called prudes simply for having any morals at all. Virtuosity is ridiculed and mocked. Our standards just keep dropping each decade don't they? At the rate we're going in a few decades people will be called "prudish" for being morally opposed to murder.

Why don't people care? Why aren't we as a country doing something about this? Why don't we learn from the mistakes of past civilizations so our society doesn't crumble, because that's what will happen not too far from now if these current attitudes keep up. Please don't let me down. I've been doing what I can, but as an individual I feel so weak and helpless-why can't you do the same?

Maybe a revolution will be inspired by Pope John Paul II. You don't have to be a Christian to have morals. If the legacy of Martin Luther King would be carried out that would be great too. Except...racism has always been a problem in our country-let's tackle the ones we know we're capable of solving first

2006-07-20 21:43:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

any kind, board,computer,kids,adults, whatever :)

2006-07-20 21:42:56 · 53 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-20 21:42:45 · 11 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Video & Online Games

Can we kiss and a little touchy touch or nothing??
I've done it before lots, but from now on I choose to remain pure until I enter a biblical and sacred marriage...(I'm 21)

2006-07-20 21:42:40 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-20 21:42:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2006-07-20 21:41:52 · 10 answers · asked by pinayprincez17 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-20 21:41:50 · 44 answers · asked by rekha c 3 in Family

2006-07-20 21:41:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

or was it just the name of the film,

2006-07-20 21:41:37 · 7 answers · asked by lefang 5 in Philosophy

2006-07-20 21:41:22 · 9 answers · asked by nicky 3 in Politics

what if there is no god..what if when we all die..we just die..there is no light..no heaven or hell just the inside of worm stomachs..and no more life for you..what if life formed from evolution and could just as easily be "nothing"...what if this life as we all know it..is all there is for us?

2006-07-20 21:41:00 · 12 answers · asked by Uncle Salty 3 in Religion & Spirituality