Blind joke?

Question

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Answer 1

Had to translate the question to get the answer.

Here is the question and the answer translated.

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Answer 2

hahah, check this one:

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the heck is wrong with you! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!"

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming."

Answer 3

nice one.! I have a true story which happeneda couple of years back!
I was in a dept store and I stepped back and fell over a blind persons dog!!! Not only that but because I was so embarresed I tried to make an excuse and said ' Im really sorry but I didn't see your dog' At that point I had a homer simson DOH!......

Answer 4

lol i've heard it before but it's pretty funny still lol check ya later ♥