* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
*People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
*When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
2006-07-19
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