Willys cynical thought for the day;
As my father used to say; "Look at the trees; they're all different. Same with people no two are the freaking same!"
Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a, blonde, Hillbilly were sitting naked in a suana. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forarm and the beeping stopped the others looked at her questingly.
"That was my pager," she said I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The, blonde, Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the suana and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' A fax."
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2006-07-18
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