A Japanese, German and a Blonde Hillbilly in a suana BWAAHAHA?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

As my father used to say; "Look at the trees; they're all different. Same with people no two are the freaking same!"

Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a, blonde, Hillbilly were sitting naked in a suana. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forarm and the beeping stopped the others looked at her questingly.

"That was my pager," she said I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The, blonde, Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the suana and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' A fax."

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From; Willys Jokes archives! Hey, hey, hey!

Answer 1

From me to you. Willy.

"I don't get it"

What was the phone for?

What? Trees? Why a tree with a phone? Was it for sex? Do trees have phones? Why wasn't I told about this??
I've been on the computer too log.
My joystick is wet. I am not a blonde. I swear (okay, sometimes). I am not like a beer bottle - empty from the neck up. But did they really deliver cherries to the tree? But didn't your father also listen to - Apples, Peaches and Cherries? here's my blonde - I don't get it, are we still gonna get laid? :) No offense to my blonde babes that still are smarter than Carl N. I'm brunette but hey, we are not of one mind. Oh, you don't even know the egotistical man that he thinks he is. He's in my profile under Carl N. Now if there was ever a man to be knocked down a notch or two, he is it. All women love him and all men want to be like him......Give me a break. Oh, back to the question.......Willy, I'm going to be a fan of yours, okay? And since we're there.....hang on....I'm getting a fax...:)

Answer 2

I already posted this one a couple of weeks ago.

Thanks for the compliment, by using it.

Answer 3

ha ha ha

Answer 4

too funny

Answer 5

Yea!!!

Answer 6

GAARGAARGARR!!! old but hilarious!!!

Answer 7

VERY FUNNY!!!!!