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2006-07-17 19:50:47 · 23 answers · asked by DNE 3 in Celebrities

A Beer Before It Starts


A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This
time
she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash
and iron all day long?

The husband sighed. "Sh!t, it's started."


i gave it a 3 because i saw it coming

2006-07-17 19:50:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I watched this movie called "the life of david gale" and it just made me think that out system is wrong and we really shouldnt put people on death row. I mean am i right? But for like someone whos killed 1,000s of people thats dif... tell me what yall think about that plz.

2006-07-17 19:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by SCSA 5 in Government

2006-07-17 19:50:29 · 2 answers · asked by Bride2Be 8/30/08 5 in Internet

rest of my body is fine..i jus want my legs to be slimmer n toned..cycling would reduce my butts..any suggestions?

2006-07-17 19:50:16 · 4 answers · asked by pinks 2 in Skin & Body

2006-07-17 19:50:12 · 11 answers · asked by nola_cajun 6 in Philosophy

someone looking for pleace to travel.

2006-07-17 19:50:10 · 7 answers · asked by dclee 1 in Malaysia

2006-07-17 19:50:08 · 22 answers · asked by Lion S 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-17 19:50:02 · 14 answers · asked by minako 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Personally, I think the Jays have an outside shot - they are playing really hot right now. Halladay is one of the most underrated pitchers in the entire league, Burnett is back in form, and the offense is clicking. If they win their upcoming series vs. the Yankees, they'll be right in the race.

2006-07-17 19:50:01 · 13 answers · asked by captaincaknucklehead 2 in Baseball

Out of curiousity, i just wanted to know what and how often are moms and dads feeding their infants around the tender age of 6 and 9 months. Thanx!

2006-07-17 19:49:52 · 15 answers · asked by xgoldeniisx 2 in Newborn & Baby

people and magazines are always saying to eat a certain amount of calories but how do u kno how many calories ur eatin and i mean like from a homemade meal not something that has the facts in the back

2006-07-17 19:49:52 · 2 answers · asked by pspfannnn 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-07-17 19:49:49 · 6 answers · asked by sridhar s 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have a medium sized fridge on bottom and freezer on top combo. My freezer works just fine but a week ago my fridge just got warm and stopped working. I have moved the whole thing away from the wall and cleaned where the motor was and vaccumed. I even turned the temperature down in the fridge to a warmer setting because I always kept it on coldest, and this still didn't work. I appreciate anyone who can help me out with this.
Thanks

2006-07-17 19:49:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I have a friend who got his degree in Theology from William and Mary University. He is always talking about how once in heaven, everyone spends their time praising God, and that is it, for eternity. Is this true?

2006-07-17 19:49:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-17 19:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by dangerzonex3 1 in Other - General Health Care

i had a baby about a year ago and i am down to 115, i don't want to loose weight just tone it. help please, chub is worse in thighs and tummy.

2006-07-17 19:49:19 · 5 answers · asked by somegirl 2 in Skin & Body

2006-07-17 19:49:09 · 41 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

As the violence in the Middle East escalates, when will the Western World, especially the U.S., that suffered a brutal attack on 9/11, realize that the greatest danger to the world is Islamic Fundamentalism, and that it must be destroyed, regardless of civilian casualties in countries that support these animals?

2006-07-17 19:49:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

If they are easy, I don't want to have anything to do with them.

2006-07-17 19:48:56 · 22 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5 in Law Enforcement & Police

2006-07-17 19:48:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

Will a region's homosexual population start dwindling? Remember!: This is an "IF". Will more than 99.9% of the world (and growing) be heterosexual in the furture? Will something be lacking, or will something be gained from this discovery? Imagine!: No gay people! My guess is that it will become much more easier to follow the Bible now, and its teachings, or whatever religious scripture that condemns homosexuality.

2006-07-17 19:48:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-07-17 19:48:28 · 6 answers · asked by **musicman** 2 in Other - Politics & Government

the directions say to shampoo your hair, then apply henna placenta hot in your hair while its wet and not wash off. my hair got all hard as if i had gel in it. my hair stylist suggested i buy this because she said that my hair was damaged from doing the permanent hair straightening treatment a couple of years ago, and from coloring it so much. does anyone know of a good product to repair hair?

2006-07-17 19:48:24 · 2 answers · asked by married1 2 in Hair

2006-07-17 19:48:10 · 9 answers · asked by Bride2Be 8/30/08 5 in Internet

2006-07-17 19:48:08 · 3 answers · asked by neebu 1 in Biology

As your closest ally, how would Israelis like the U.S. to help our brothers and sisters in your hour of need? We stand beside you and support you!

2006-07-17 19:48:04 · 9 answers · asked by LastNerveLost 3 in Current Events

do you take a dump at a close by restroom or tell ur date you have to be home early?

2006-07-17 19:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by syeda h 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-17 19:47:44 · 2 answers · asked by henryskia 2 in Music

I liked the cena, umaaga match. Umaaga got him good on the last part.

2006-07-17 19:47:39 · 13 answers · asked by Sonny M 3 in Wrestling