what do you rate this joke?

Question

A Beer Before It Starts


A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This
time
she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash
and iron all day long?

The husband sighed. "Sh!t, it's started."


i gave it a 3 because i saw it coming

Answer 1

dats funny. check this one:


A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"

Answer 2

8/10

Answer 3

Oldieee but funniieee - 8/10

Answer 4

I would have given it a 10 but the cursing knocked it down to a 7..

Answer 5

I've heard it before so I'll rate it a TEN. Here's a true story....

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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked?... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me?... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt. I don't know why this is so funny to me- it's just a persons name.

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Answer 6

10 outta 10 baby

Answer 7

pretty funny.

A 10

Answer 8

lol... I give it a 6/10.. the guy was asking for it :)

Answer 9

I concur with you for the same reasons.

Answer 10

pretty funny!!!!It made me laugh at 2 in the morning!hehehe.