All categories - 16 July 2006

2006-07-16 04:54:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2006-07-16 04:54:23 · 1 answers · asked by Feeni 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-07-16 04:54:13 · 15 answers · asked by Jeremiah's_Heart 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 04:54:09 · 5 answers · asked by zigulis101803 1 in Media & Journalism

2006-07-16 04:54:02 · 5 answers · asked by azusmani15 1 in Other - Business & Finance

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2006-07-16 04:54:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My sister wants to take my children to an amusement park today and it's supposed to hit 103 degrees. I think that's too hot for a 4 and especially 2 year old. My husband thinks I'm being overprotective. Would you send your kids out in that heat?

2006-07-16 04:54:01 · 25 answers · asked by MountainChick 3 in Parenting

Hi,

I'm considering hauling my mobile home about 30 miles from where I currently have it. Any ideas on how much this would cost me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

2006-07-16 04:54:00 · 2 answers · asked by handsome_q 2 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-07-16 04:53:56 · 20 answers · asked by BL 1 in History

Worked perfect for two years until I changed cartridges, not for Epson, now paper blank. I have uninstalled and reinstalled software, nothing. The printer is recognising the cartridges and telling me how much ink is left. Can anyone help?

2006-07-16 04:53:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Printers

Let's have a look at some of the christian areas in the world and see why they are christian.

Europe

Christianity becomes entrenched as part of European culture as a result of Constantine's wishes.

Africa

European christians invade Africa, kill hundreds of thousands, enslave others, steal land, destroy local traditions and beliefs and replace them with christianity.

North America / Australia

European christians invade, steal land from the native population, nearly wipe out the native population and then come in such droves as to come to completely dominate the area after several generation.

Central America / South America / Phillipines

European christians invade, kill hundreds of thousands, enslave others, steal land, destroy local traditions and beliefs and replace them with christianity.

The spread of christianity worldwide doesn't quite seem as glorious now does it ?

Islam doesn't fare much better.

2006-07-16 04:53:36 · 20 answers · asked by Cindy 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-16 04:53:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Remember there are 'exceptions' to EVERY freaking 'Golden rule!

Dear Tech Support,

Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!

Sincerely,XXX

Dear XXX,

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support." You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

TECH TIP!
Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!

Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.

A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Tech Support

Follow-up mail from tech support:

Dear XXX,

Your Husband 1.0 has been infected with the Mistress 2.1 virus. Try Divorce 3.5 to remove present headaches.

Tech support

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-16 04:53:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why is it that a woman's as$ is the first place in a woman's body men look at?I personally love women's as$es,big ones,small ones,wide ones,all kinds!I love ana[ s*x,I love whatever that ends in AS$ !

2006-07-16 04:53:26 · 9 answers · asked by soroush_1363_ss 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

she is 2 and a half years old and is housebroken but a week ago we got a new puppy and started to train it with puppy pads, and since then my other dog keeps peeing in the floor and doesnt use the puppy pads anymore, Is she jelous of the new puppy? please help?

2006-07-16 04:53:22 · 9 answers · asked by dianafedez 3 in Dogs

The middle of June, my car was totaled in a wreck. Still a little sore but healing fine.

Some insurance companies don't consider photography an art form, and are seem to run & hide when asked to insure cameras, et al.
My two Nikons were "lost" and upon approaching the insurance agent about them, they became "dumb" saying I was the only thing inside the car. Yesterday, the salvage yard called, and asked me to reclaim my personal property before they dismantled the car. Asking about the cameras, they said there's only personal property in the console. I know that, and cameras can't fit in there.

The whole point is the insurance company ripped me, and nobody seems to know anything about cameras, and the bag, in a wrecked car. So now, I've got to buy another car, and cameras. I've got a car spotted, but need help from others to help me replace my equipment. I'm 59, and this is the first time I've ever asked anyone for help, like this. I'm a member of IFPO, too-without cameras!!

2006-07-16 04:53:16 · 3 answers · asked by Rich H 1 in Photography

Please direct me to a book or website that has it documented.

2006-07-16 04:53:10 · 3 answers · asked by Mocha_latta_ice 4 in Other - Health

2006-07-16 04:53:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

he has just joined eastenders and i want to know about him such as
how old he is
if hes married
etc

2006-07-16 04:53:00 · 3 answers · asked by lacey t 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-16 04:52:56 · 5 answers · asked by thedecline341 2 in Tennis

The chest area. Best practise, product? Rather than go to a professional...suggestions welcome.

2006-07-16 04:52:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

2006-07-16 04:52:50 · 2 answers · asked by ny k 2 in Other - General Health Care

nails...I guess with nail tips...to make my long cigarettes stand out more with long nails.... any advice on nail tips, and what color nail tips would look best...I think some of you hairdressers and beauticians would know and could help.

2006-07-16 04:52:44 · 16 answers · asked by Pam D 1 in Makeup

PETE TO WIN

2006-07-16 04:52:30 · 27 answers · asked by sarah 22 1 in Television

well you know how in high school musical they got people that werent actors and they auditioned how do you find out about the auditions of movies?????? and dont give me an answer that involves a question.

2006-07-16 04:52:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-16 04:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by lifeistough_period 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I keep getting emails & IM`s from very nice people with hard luck stories & lots of cash that they want to give me. I was just wondering how common this is

2006-07-16 04:52:09 · 7 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Proceedings for marrying a forigner. And applying for PR or extended visa for my spouse-to-be.?
Just completed NS, have yet to find a job. But plan to get married with my girlfriend from indonesia who have never worked in Singapore before. Not sure about the proceedings.

If i am not eligible to apply PR for her yet due to my income, will she be able to get extended visa at the mean time after we get married?

Thank you very much in advance for your help

2006-07-16 04:52:05 · 2 answers · asked by James T 1 in Immigration

2006-07-16 04:51:54 · 2 answers · asked by melchi j 1 in Engineering