All categories - 16 July 2006

keepit clean!
all clean jokes accepted.

2006-07-16 11:45:16 · 24 answers · asked by honni~graham 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The doctor says that I will be on bed rest for eight weeks and in therapy for another three months. I have heard from several people not to get the surgery because that its a bigger risks to have it and i will be in more pain than i am in now. The thing is i use a cane and when i go shopping i have to use a motorized shopping cart, i use a chair in my kitchen to cook, wash dishes and clean my counters. I cant stand for more than five minutes and cant walk for more than ten. I take 13medications a day. I cant even keep up with my kids anymore i am missing out on so much of their lives. I cant go on none of their school field trips because they require lots of walking. And to make things worse i get severe anxiety attacks on top of all this. Any suggestions on what i should do would be greatly helpful. I am at a total loss of what to do.

2006-07-16 11:45:14 · 3 answers · asked by seesee3131 1 in Other - Health

i want to become a teacher when i complete my 2 years of community college will that be included in the four years tht i need for my ba in primary education or will i have to do a complete 4 year??

2006-07-16 11:45:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

2006-07-16 11:45:02 · 24 answers · asked by BUNKUM! 2 in Other - Society & Culture

i know i need the cat, but what other items and i missing

2006-07-16 11:45:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I have a Creative Zen (which is like an I-Pod) and when I connect it to the computer, it doesn't connect right. This means I won't be able to put more music on to it unless I figure out what's wrong. Also, the picture of the battery that displays how much the Zen has charged looks like a little "plug" everytime I try and connect.

Any thoughts? And for those who don't know what the HELL I'm talking about, come and get your two points!

2006-07-16 11:44:58 · 4 answers · asked by leavemebe_11 5 in Music

I will attend a wedding next weekend, i've got these 3 pairs of heels: black patent, camel matte and pink patent...
Please check my 360 page and look at the pictures and tell me which one is the best choice to wear... or which is NOT TO WEAR... Please help me...
(click my avatar picture and then the 360 link)

2006-07-16 11:44:55 · 19 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Fashion & Accessories

http://tf89.tfvs.tp.edu.tw/8700085/hamster_flowers.jpg

2006-07-16 11:44:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i smoke dope instead of cigarettes cus i dont like the taste of them ive tried flavored tobacco, but they dont taste as good, is my love off cannibis damageing me more?

2006-07-16 11:44:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

do you think the lazy americans is really gonna get off their welfare butt and go to work ??? NO

2006-07-16 11:44:42 · 22 answers · asked by wildwildannie 2 in Immigration

I was just wondering

2006-07-16 11:44:40 · 12 answers · asked by Em 2 in Celebrities

Recently I tore one of two pectoral tendons. I have one very experienced surgeon recommending surgery for re-attachment and another veryexperienced and qualified sports surgeon saying he would not do surgery if it was his condition. He recommends three weeks of physical therapy and then re-consideration of surgery. He says the physical appearance should change little from the way it is today - it is not too observable difference from the other side, and he foresees no greater than 10 percent loss of strength at max.

Has anyone had experience with this, using surgery and also going without it? What kind of results?

Thanks.

2006-07-16 11:44:36 · 1 answers · asked by fylmctr 1 in Injuries

Help I need ebay or paypal coupons for July 2006
I have never been able to find any to work

2006-07-16 11:44:35 · 3 answers · asked by rranderson1968 4 in Other - Computers

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2006-07-16 11:44:34 · 2 answers · asked by ms_certified06@hotmail.com 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2006-07-16 11:44:32 · 12 answers · asked by New User 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Make a sexy sentence!

2006-07-16 11:44:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am an engineer, married, and have 3 children. The mortgage and credit cards devour my complete salary. House prices have dropped here in Germany - I still owe more that the house is worth. The strain is taking a serious toll on our mental health.

2006-07-16 11:44:26 · 17 answers · asked by landauzus 1 in Personal Finance

Ok well season five of alias has not come out yet on DVD and i was wondering if i buy it off of itunes could i copy it onto a dvd? Just for me im not going to share it. If there is a way post details please. Thanks a million

2006-07-16 11:44:24 · 2 answers · asked by Kirby K 2 in Other - Electronics

2006-07-16 11:44:14 · 17 answers · asked by RachelC 2 in Swimming & Diving

I just know 2 thingd Beta Carotene and Vitamin A what else is there?

2006-07-16 11:44:12 · 2 answers · asked by fatwhale90 4 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2006-07-16 11:44:10 · 11 answers · asked by Wei H 2 in Dogs

Are they good or bad? I've only heard about them, and I'm confused yet... If they are good people- why?

2006-07-16 11:43:52 · 18 answers · asked by Zef Z 1 in Other - Politics & Government

Hey bikers ... I'm on an FXDLI and even though the thing weighs 700 pounds, red light sensors do not seem to pick me up. Translation: I get stuck at red lights for 10-15 minutes!

What do you do in this situation? Wait it out until someone pulls up behind you, or proceed through the red light?

Thanks!

2006-07-16 11:43:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Motorcycles

Please, NO CUT AND PASTE. What's the point,then? It's just a fun little summer contest.
1. Name the tv show and the three characters names.
http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/realmccoys.jpg
2.Who are these three characters? Which one never spoke?
http://www.timvp.com/howdydoody4.jpg
3. Tell me their real names, please.
http://www.spiritofthebear.com/Lone%20ranger/Lone_Ranger_and_Tonto.jpg
4. Does anyone remember "Sky King." ? What was the girl's name? What was her relationship to Sky King? What was his main means of transportation?
http://www.vaiden.net/sky_king.jpg

2006-07-16 11:43:50 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

2006-07-16 11:43:48 · 16 answers · asked by shmoots 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-16 11:43:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

I own a business and sale retail beauty supplies 'm looking for a 7.75% tax chart

2006-07-16 11:43:45 · 2 answers · asked by lizasepeda 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-07-16 11:43:44 · 14 answers · asked by sabrina 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

How fast would you have to drive into the sunset at the equator to ensure the sun would never set? Use the assumption that your mode of transport can go on land, water and so forth.

2006-07-16 11:43:41 · 8 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2006-07-16 11:43:38 · 8 answers · asked by kerr to u 2 in Religion & Spirituality