Seriously, he told me that Mary cheated on her man and got knocked up. So, she told her hubby the baby was the son of god. Then, she stuck to her lie and convinced her son Jesus (pronounced HEY-SUS) that he was the son of god (pretty typical of people named Jesus) and that took his mind off the fact he was poor and had to wear ugly sandals all the time. Then, later he was nailed to a cross by some guy he stole hubcaps from and knocked up his teenage daughter. Then, just to make the story more hilarious. The story of jesus was so bastardized a new set of religions was formed where the leaders molested little kids, blew up innocent people in abortion clinics, and all this after centuries of murder in the name of God. Then, he laughed and told me Hell does exist. But, it is reserved for Christians. The rest of us just wander around haunting people.
Then I woke up from another night of hard drinking and realized I gotta lay off the tequila. Blasphemy and racism in one post. I am proud!
2006-07-12
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