Seriously, he told me that Mary cheated on her man and got knocked up. So, she told her hubby the baby was the son of god. Then, she stuck to her lie and convinced her son Jesus (pronounced HEY-SUS) that he was the son of god (pretty typical of people named Jesus) and that took his mind off the fact he was poor and had to wear ugly sandals all the time. Then, later he was nailed to a cross by some guy he stole hubcaps from and knocked up his teenage daughter. Then, just to make the story more hilarious. The story of jesus was so bastardized a new set of religions was formed where the leaders molested little kids, blew up innocent people in abortion clinics, and all this after centuries of murder in the name of God. Then, he laughed and told me Hell does exist. But, it is reserved for Christians. The rest of us just wander around haunting people.
Then I woke up from another night of hard drinking and realized I gotta lay off the tequila. Blasphemy and racism in one post. I am proud!
2006-07-12 19:36:56 · 31 answers · asked by John D 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
man i really must a drunk alot to tell u all that but do me a favour & keep it quite cos it's supost 2 b a big secret k! by the way your gonna get a bad case of crabs in the next 2 days sorry man
GOD
2006-07-12 19:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by wtf help 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a shame. The Bible does say that blasphemy is the one and only sin he will NOT forgive. I am sorry for you. That statement you made that Hell does exist, well, it really does. I am sorry that after reading this I am afraid your soul may be spending its eternity there. I hope you don't have children. or influence on others around you, as you will be held accountable for their souls also.
What a shame. I pity you much. I am sure you are enjoying life now because the Bible says, "They will enjoy the pleasure of sin for a season" which means for a Time you might enjoy living this way.
One day, you will need a preacher. Whether it be at 30 and dying from the lifestyle you have chosen, or 90 and wanting your last rites and prayers. I am sure one will be available to you, but I hope you haven't gone so far as that God isn't available to you.
2006-07-13 02:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by GOUTVOLS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh I hear ya man...all the little innocent lambs will be expecting Jesus to come back sailing on a billowed cloud with angels trumpeting His return. All of them expecting the light of God to fall upon them and rescue them from the war that is about to begin because surely...surely, since they were worthy of salvation above "them" because THEY paid tithings and they were present every week and they didn't stink and wear nasty clothes.
We probably already killed Jesus at least twice. He isn't gonna come back on a cloud with angles and trumpets. He didn't then why would he now? He is gonna come back as a peasant, rise to power and die famous and either prematurely dead or dead of old age. I cite both Ghandi and Mother Theresa. Deny that either of them were not the epitomes of fine, loving, caring, upstanding, intelligent and decent people.
If Jesus came back as a poor carpenter/shaman/proffet today in Africa, he'd die in some prison and no one would ever know that the second coming had came and went, with a whimper.
2006-07-13 02:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by diceman74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lying tounge is an abomination, and youve got it in spades. So you knocked out at least 3 in one post, of course there s that whole mocking God thing too, and drinking to excess, so just keep adding it up!
2006-07-13 02:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear god is a subject of experience,he can be felt and source is ur very heart,which is possible only if u lead introvert life,not extrovert life,means in the company of heart,u might have felt his rays within u,but this vibrations always remains within u if u r a deep meditatots and enlightened soul,r u? if not even though my blessings r with u,but live truthful life,these stories have no worth in sincere life,which god never like.
2006-07-13 02:47:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can find a listing for AA is you local phone directory. Or, switch to vodka and you'll be seeing pink elephants. They are not so bad until their trunks turn into snakes that start eating you.
2006-07-13 02:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by davi h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, you are so funny and you may well be right! Stick with the tequila friend - its real worship
2006-07-13 02:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by noogney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
[marshmallow]
2006-07-13 02:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you saw the lord they beauty of the lord would have killed you. havent you noticed that that was y nobody in the bibles even the prophets were able to see his face? they all fell down to thei knees shocked by the presence of the lord. some who were close to seein him were blinded by his grace. he sent down his only son to save us sinners. he didnt preach to the saved but tho those who were not saved. neways god bless you (:
2006-07-13 03:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by bannah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rejection of a deeply seated philosophy is hard on most of us.
2006-07-13 02:41:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋