All categories - 27 June 2006

1. your twin forgets your birthday
2. you wake up face down on the pavement
3. you see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your office
4. your birthday cake callapses from the weight of the candles
5. you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there wernt any
6. you turn on the tv news and theyre displaying emergncy routes out of your city
7. your doctor tells you, "well i have bad news and good news..."
8. you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads:"wanted: dead or alive"
9. your ex lover calls and tells you he/she has 6 days to live and that you better get yourself tested
10. you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up]
11. you wake up at work naked in front of your coworkers

2006-06-27 10:14:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm just wondering because Adam and Eve's offspring all had sex with each other in order to make the population grow. Was that against God?

2006-06-27 10:14:31 · 13 answers · asked by kjcs_angel 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-27 10:14:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-27 10:14:22 · 3 answers · asked by tanginiquacrazy 1 in Celebrities

If you played quidditch what position would you play and why?

2006-06-27 10:14:17 · 11 answers · asked by Matt T 2 in Books & Authors

....that i say....she gets defensive when i try to talk about my feelings about my and her relationship.....she says she is not going to change the way she is and she thinks that there is just something wrong with me.....if something is important to me, she throws her opinion at me, and if i dont like her opinion, she gets mad and says im ungrateful......i dont know how to have a good relationship with her when she is not understanding, and she has completely drained MY emotional bank account....without even making an effort to make a deposit!!! what do i do....i have to live with her until i can get out on my own....any suggestions...???

2006-06-27 10:14:16 · 7 answers · asked by anon 1 in Family

2006-06-27 10:14:15 · 17 answers · asked by Melanie 2 in Hockey

2006-06-27 10:14:08 · 1 answers · asked by sk8er 2 2 in Other - Outdoor Recreation

2006-06-27 10:14:05 · 2 answers · asked by Phillip 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-06-27 10:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by MC1 2 in Television

please tell me if you can help

2006-06-27 10:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anna B 3 in Women's Health

My husband from the past 2 weeks I have 2 kids , both are at daycare program(CCS). What I need to know is do I need to open a case for childsupport or what to do ??? cuz I have an appointment at ccs & I told them the situation & they asking me a proof of child support but I have understand that childsupport can proceed only when a divorce is signed. My husband & I had an agreement (by letter) attaching the amount he will provide me bi-weekly will this be enough or do I have to open a case in childsupport eventhough we are not divorce & don't know if we are getting back again??? Any advices will be helpful.... :)
PD.
We are separated but not sure if we want a divorce it was just a break to think things through... there was no cheating or nothing bad it was mutual agreement.... :

2006-06-27 10:13:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Who has the most #2 hits on the billboard charts?

2006-06-27 10:13:45 · 11 answers · asked by bjdmb 2 in Music

she's hottt

2006-06-27 10:13:42 · 8 answers · asked by jadorelabret 2 in Music

2006-06-27 10:13:41 · 28 answers · asked by lawtre808 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

Think outside your big-bang theory......"Something" or "Someone" must have created that as well!

2006-06-27 10:13:29 · 27 answers · asked by Mthom2001 1 in Religion & Spirituality

what would it be??
What genre would your movie be in?

2006-06-27 10:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by Abstract Expression 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-27 10:13:28 · 15 answers · asked by sparkly_winks 2 in Personal Finance

I know that the smarter choice for us is to buy a house, but my brother offered to rent his house to us, and we were not going to go for it because we were wanting a payment cheaper than what we are paying now. They were wanting what we are paying now. Well i got this number for this lady who is sorta like a house hunter and I told her my situation of my payment range. Ok well the same day my sister in law calls and lowers the rent which is now more reasonable for us!! We would like to get out of renting but we have to let our land lord now by the first if we are moving. I can't find a house to buy in the range that we are wanting in that short of notice, because you can't ruch those things. What do we do, suck it up and rent more and keep paying the way to expensive rent we are paying now until we can buy a home? Sorry so long but i need to know

2006-06-27 10:13:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2006-06-27 10:13:13 · 16 answers · asked by velasquezsebastian 2 in Boxing

My friends have tried to get me a boyfriend, but whenever I see a really attractive guy- I freeze up!

2006-06-27 10:13:12 · 3 answers · asked by Cryssi 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-27 10:13:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

the block shown is on the ground with a vector drawn that shows it's weight: a) how would i complete the vector diagram by drawing another vector that results in zero net force? b) what is the conventional name of the vector drawn?

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2006-06-27 10:13:01 · 2 answers · asked by compstuft 2 in Physics

VOLCANOS, TRIPTRONIC PLATES, STORMS, NATURAL DISASTERS! I DO AGREE THAT WE ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL THE POLUTION, GLODAL WARMING, ICE CAPS MELTING ETC. BUT COME ON THE EARTH HAS BEEN THOUGHT GOD KNOWS HOW MANY ICE AGES & COMETS & METEORS ITS BEEN THROUGHT.IT WILL ALWAYS RECOVER & LIFE WILL FLURISH ONCE AGAIN. GRANTED MOST OF HUMANITY WILL DIE FROM DEHIDRATION, FREEZING TO DEATH ETC. THE EARTH ECO-SYSTEM WILL BALANCE ITS SELF OUT AGAIN. LIFE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
WHAT DO U THINK

2006-06-27 10:12:55 · 14 answers · asked by junglist_masiv2000 2 in Other - News & Events

2006-06-27 10:12:53 · 6 answers · asked by dalida 2 in Community Service

I'm 29 years old and pregnant with my first child (7 months). I just started having panic attacks (or what I think are panic attacks). I've started having lingering feels that I am going to die soon. I have trouble planning for my babies arrival because I keep thinking that I won't be around to enjoy it. I can picture everyone with her in the future happy except for me. Does this sound like a common fear with pregnancy? Anything that I can take to stop my mind from wondering right abck into the same scenerios?

2006-06-27 10:12:53 · 7 answers · asked by Raquel B 1 in Mental Health

Who do you like better Cassie or Cheri Dennis?

Which song do you like I Luv U or Me & U

2006-06-27 10:12:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-27 10:12:40 · 8 answers · asked by Ricky H 1 in Studying Abroad

2006-06-27 10:12:38 · 15 answers · asked by parth 121 2 in Wrestling