"What`s the problem?" asks the doc. "it`s very embarrassing and i can`t really tell you," says the man. "I`ve seen everything in my 25 years as a doctor so nothing you could say of show me will embarrass me and neither should it you," the doc replies. The man says that it would be easier to show the doc instead of telling him. The doctor agrees and with that the man stands up, drops his trousers and bends over the examination table. "My god man. What on earth happened to you?!" The doctor is seeing the mans butt and it`s swollen and the size of a football. "Well, i was on safari in Kenya when i lost the group i was with and got trapped and raped by a bull elephant." "That`s terrible man," the doc says. After thinking he eventually says, "but i thought that elephants had long slender penis`." "They do!" says the man. "The trouble is that this one fingered me first." :))
2006-06-25
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