"What`s the problem?" asks the doc. "it`s very embarrassing and i can`t really tell you," says the man. "I`ve seen everything in my 25 years as a doctor so nothing you could say of show me will embarrass me and neither should it you," the doc replies. The man says that it would be easier to show the doc instead of telling him. The doctor agrees and with that the man stands up, drops his trousers and bends over the examination table. "My god man. What on earth happened to you?!" The doctor is seeing the mans butt and it`s swollen and the size of a football. "Well, i was on safari in Kenya when i lost the group i was with and got trapped and raped by a bull elephant." "That`s terrible man," the doc says. After thinking he eventually says, "but i thought that elephants had long slender penis`." "They do!" says the man. "The trouble is that this one fingered me first." :))
2006-06-25 02:10:29 · 17 answers · asked by maxmoves 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! and I get a GREAT outcome out of this, i get two puny little points that will do absolutely nothing for me in the future, but they're fun to get anyway, AND i get a laugh. thank you dude for not asking a question, making me laugh, and giving me these worthless points! PEACE OUT!
2006-06-25 03:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man went to the same doctor because his hands and penis were bright red.The doctor asked him if he had any hobbies that involved chemicals.He replied that he had no hobbies.The doctor then asked him if he worked with chemicals.He replied that he had never worked in his life....."What do you do all day?" asked the doc.."Well" he replied.."I just watch porno films and eat beetroot sandwiches"
2006-06-25 02:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Did the elephant get a kick out of this?
2006-06-25 05:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cracker,really funny!
2006-06-26 22:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's disturbing yet hilarious at the same time.
2006-06-25 02:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by Not a Nazi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear lord!
2006-06-25 02:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by galaxygirl_00_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well old joke ... seems to appeal to women for some reason .....
Anyway, its still a hoof .... sorry hoot!
2006-06-25 02:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-25 02:46:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... very funny.
2006-06-25 02:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urgh
2006-06-25 11:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋