All categories - 11 June 2006

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough." She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

2006-06-11 01:57:26 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you think the similarity of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism?

in terms of their teaching / scriptures... =)

2006-06-11 01:57:23 · 13 answers · asked by VAVAV 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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I want to make cash from surf on net, how can I?

2006-06-11 01:56:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

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we both act wierd can some1 help me find out wats going on?

i really like this guy who was in my class and we were kinda friends....then he was shifted to another batch but we still use to talk occasionally but he never talked to me infront of any1but only when we were alone .....now when we meet(ofcourse wid friends)its like we both r talking to every1 else except each other which has become v noticable now all he does is just look at me wid that wierd confusing look ........wats going on does he like me or not???(ya hes a little shy too)

2006-06-11 01:56:17 · 5 answers · asked by ice_princess 1 in Singles & Dating

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Is it true that there is nothing safe on the Internet?

I heard that all the dating sites are not true they are porn and they are not totally free. And just all of the websites in general.

2006-06-11 01:55:44 · 8 answers · asked by shanebullard20032003 2 in Internet

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Can someone prove it?

study=fail

2006-06-11 01:55:27 · 9 answers · asked by happy 1 in Mathematics

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serious question,plz help?

blood in urine,what is the cause?i know it's bad but how bad is it?

2006-06-11 01:55:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

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what is the definition of a metre(distance)?

2006-06-11 01:55:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

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Does God Really Answer Prayers. Read more below?

Or do circumstances change randomly?

I see good ineffectual people who pray and pray and things do not improve and there are achievers who do not pray at all.

Good fortune appears random and not related to a higher power. If anything it seems more related to a person's decisions and timing.

Praying seems more to keep a person calm - similar to a stress reducer like meditation.

And so, is it God at work or is it Chance?

2006-06-11 01:55:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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How Long Is a Cats Pregnancy?

2006-06-11 01:55:12 · 4 answers · asked by CONNIE D 1 in Cats

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My wife and I want to build a house. Who should we talk to first? (bank,builder...)?

We own a condo now and would need to sell in order to build. Also, we've been looking for land but do not have a lot purchased yet.

2006-06-11 01:55:08 · 9 answers · asked by Jason B 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

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Can somebody PLEASE help me-change the "Administrator" of my new PC?

I NEED to find out how to change the "Administrator" of my brand new PC-(as well as the "Master account" in the e-mail-"my account" section)-My family had a PC that was "not-repairable"; Keeping that in mind, I went and bought a PC for myself a few days ago as I will be moving out "soon" , so my family is going to replace their "non-repairable" in few months time-they're in no rush to do so right now.-Which brings my point:On my new PC, my family I do NOT want anyone else in the household to be the "Administrator" of my PC (long-useless story to my question!), or "Master-Account" in ANY part of my PC-(there were too many pointless problems from having a "1" person as "Administrator" of our old PC)-So, I've got my own & hooked up to our router that we used for the old PC which is why the "Administrator" comes up with the old PC's "Admin./name" -PLEASE can somebody tell me how to make the necessary "changes", so I can be the only one with "full-access" to my own PC?

2006-06-11 01:54:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

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how can i cure a flea bite?

2006-06-11 01:54:36 · 7 answers · asked by tiny 1 in Allergies

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i have never kissed my girlfriend but want to know where do i kiss her, how long?

Im turnign 14 this month. And my gilrfriend is the same age.

2006-06-11 01:54:27 · 7 answers · asked by astonmartinblackend 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

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Autumn is my fav.season, the temp. is perfect and the colorful leaves are beautiful..Which is your fav.& why?

2006-06-11 01:54:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

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I am a diabetic, what can I do to help control my blood sugar because I would like to get off medication.?

My average blood sugar over the last month has been 164. I did lose 6 lbs in the last month. I also have high blood pressure.

2006-06-11 01:53:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

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HELP!! How can I get rid of eye bags??

2006-06-11 01:53:48 · 10 answers · asked by asarnako 1 in Skin & Body

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When will the seventh Harry Potter book be released?

2006-06-11 01:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

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if you get a 10000 gift from your son do you have to pay taxes on it?

2006-06-11 01:52:49 · 8 answers · asked by mule 1 in United States

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Is it bad lyking sum1 who is 5yrs. older then me..& he lyks me back?

i need sumones elses pt of view on things..yea i'm under da age of 18..he's over da age of 18..but we both lyk each other..even though we can't c each other rite now cuz he's stationed real far rite now..he still cares about me. we met lass summer. he's a real sweet guy..so yea..

2006-06-11 01:52:15 · 8 answers · asked by BeBa 1 in Singles & Dating

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my wife wants a 3 sum should i go for it?

2006-06-11 01:52:15 · 13 answers · asked by bigjack6662001 1 in Singles & Dating