All categories - 7 June 2006

A nice husband is dying. On his last breath he said :"Dear wife, please burry me with all of our money, be a good girl and do as I said, ok honey?" His wife just nooded and cried.

At the cemetary, before the coffen goes under, she yeld:"Stop ! open the coffen, I need to say our last farewell". She opened the coffen, put something in it and close it.

Her close friend asked:" What are you doing?". She replied:" just burried all our money along with him". "Are you insane? you need it to go on living, are you serious?"

"Yes, yesterday I went to the bank to see how how much money we had. After that I write down a check for all the money and today I gave it to my husband to show him I am an obidient wife. If he needs anything, he can use the check and cash it out himself"

2006-06-07 22:53:12 · 6 answers · asked by nike 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i have an id..but i want to modify it,i don`t want to do another one

2006-06-07 22:53:01 · 2 answers · asked by kta i 1 in Internet

2006-06-07 22:52:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Now that terrorist scumbag Abu Musab Al Zarqawi has been killed have we killed the terror network in Iraq, or will it become many cells with many heads?

2006-06-07 22:52:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Are these words plural or singular: everyone, everybody, everything?

Who helped the slaves escape: Harriet Tubman or Harriet Beecher Stowe?

2006-06-07 22:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

anyone down with the overthrow of the US gov? heh...heh....

2006-06-07 22:52:00 · 8 answers · asked by jafro 1 in Other - Politics & Government

i want know about her boobs.


plzzzz answer me fast.

2006-06-07 22:51:38 · 9 answers · asked by mohd. w 1 in Women's Health

2006-06-07 22:51:33 · 14 answers · asked by manishrustagi_2001 2 in Friends

2006-06-07 22:51:32 · 8 answers · asked by Zorrow 3 in Higher Education (University +)

Is he telling you the truth or is he liying?

2006-06-07 22:51:15 · 13 answers · asked by petros m 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Seeing two year olds and even one year old toddlers with passifiers in their mouths are my greatest pet peeve. To me a plug should be taken away not later than six months. How old do you feel a baby should be when passifier is removed?

2006-06-07 22:51:04 · 7 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Dental

2006-06-07 22:50:12 · 15 answers · asked by bgtitiekitti 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-06-07 22:49:59 · 6 answers · asked by stepfannny 1 in Singles & Dating

Hi,
I want to know the details of H1B Visa . In a year how many times I can apply for H1B? I heard that there is 2 times H1B processing will start in a year, is it right???

Thanks in advance,
Rajendra.

2006-06-07 22:49:59 · 3 answers · asked by raj 2 in Software

Not a person, not a feeling, but one ITEM!
I can't live without my mobile phone.
/question inspired by crapsody_blue about mobile phones/

2006-06-07 22:49:48 · 39 answers · asked by angel 5 in Personal Finance

I have 5000 usa dollars i need to invest save mutual fund or bonds

2006-06-07 22:49:26 · 4 answers · asked by richman55y 1 in Investing

im only 13 i dont know what to do plz help

2006-06-07 22:49:08 · 9 answers · asked by Arizona_Rox 1 in Family

just bought a key cutting / hardware /security business any ideas for free advertising i have no website
leaflets cost too much
local papers cost quite a lot
local radio definately costs a lot
bill boards,taxis,roundabouts cost too much to advertise or sponsor
ive managed to get free telephone listings on a few telephone directories but most of them want big fees (any suggestions here are most welcome)i am listed in the yellow pages
are there any business to business meetings i can attend to exchange company details which dont require a joining fee?
is there something cheap thats staring me in the face which i havent thought of?
does anyone know of any websites which offer free listings

2006-06-07 22:48:54 · 14 answers · asked by mrkeysandelectricalsuplies 2 in Small Business

i want to get there in a subway as i have never seen complicatec American one i just saw its map and now thinking how to get there.who could give me some tips on using (maybe booking tickets) subways is it easy or???
thanx in advance!

2006-06-07 22:48:41 · 4 answers · asked by olimjonn 2 in New York City

i got it from a goat.

2006-06-07 22:48:32 · 17 answers · asked by Bart Simpson 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Grease, Rocky horror, dirty dancing things like that

2006-06-07 22:48:24 · 41 answers · asked by cc 6 in Movies

Its pointless and unhealthy. Then they think its "natural", whats natural about not eating meat? Man is an omnivore, he eats everything. Vegans think its the natural way to live, well people 1000 years ago didnt have vitiman and iron suplements.
And i dont care how much pain a cow of chicken goes through in its life, its going to be killed anyway.
Veganism only became prevelent in the 60's when sexy began to mean thinn. Weight freaks posing as activists for animal rights. What a crock of ****.

2006-06-07 22:47:54 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-06-07 22:47:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Recently i feel that i seem to text people instead of calling as i feel this will take less time, but is this killing the art of conversation?

2006-06-07 22:47:37 · 22 answers · asked by meow_man_007 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Can any one tell me where the Celts originated? i know they are from europe but where in europe exactley? also are the anglo saxons who inhabit Britain related to the Celts and is either group considered Germanic? thankyou

2006-06-07 22:46:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Has any one seen this film. Specially if you are from America....
Dr strangelove and clockwork orange. I cant begin to imagine what was going through Mr Kubrick's head......

2006-06-07 22:46:49 · 10 answers · asked by Arther D 2 in Movies

I'm 18 and have experience sex more than a few times, but never "came" or had an orgasm or at least I dnt think I did. I've tried the G-spot thing, oral etc. The only way I have "came" is through mastrubation on myself, but never through pentration. Do you have any ideas? Am I doing something wrong?

2006-06-07 22:46:46 · 11 answers · asked by Undecided 2 in Women's Health

2006-06-07 22:46:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

2006-06-07 22:46:22 · 15 answers · asked by ♀guardian of angels♀ 3 in Polls & Surveys