2006-06-07 00:07:05 · 13 answers · asked by mrshane1969 2 in Theater & Acting
First:
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
Second:
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.
The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."
The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"
The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
Third:
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
Forth:
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
2006-06-07 00:06:39 · 9 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Jokes & Riddles
OK
2006-06-07 00:06:33 · 9 answers · asked by frddygrg 2 in Other - Society & Culture
Ok, now parents are going to jail for their children truanting off school, do people think this is fair?
I am not a parent myself, but in many cases it is not the parents fault and when the children get to a certain age there is a limited amount you can do.
If they are punishing parents should they punish teachers do?
I think they should punish the children, not the parents as it is often not there fault and they cannot do much about it.
2006-06-07 00:06:29 · 6 answers · asked by becky_ms 4 in Other - Society & Culture
2006-06-07 00:06:15 · 4 answers · asked by faraway 1 in Other - Business & Finance
I know this game has been out in the US for a while, but what about here. I checked the release dates on amazon, first it said on the 26th May, and now it says the 25th of August. Is this correct? why oh why do we have to wait so long :-( over here.
2006-06-07 00:06:14 · 3 answers · asked by HP 5 in Video & Online Games
2006-06-07 00:06:14 · 34 answers · asked by BlueMorpho 3 in Newborn & Baby
2006-06-07 00:05:58 · 14 answers · asked by Helen D 1 in Other - Family & Relationships
2006-06-07 00:05:21 · 26 answers · asked by coldplayer 2 in Celebrities
2006-06-07 00:05:14 · 21 answers · asked by niceman steve 1 in Other - Health
2006-06-07 00:05:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing
p.o.box235
2006-06-07 00:04:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space
2006-06-07 00:04:47 · 6 answers · asked by Marty 2 in Other - Food & Drink
2006-06-07 00:04:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors
the song say : one night in my life 2 heart be together...
2006-06-07 00:04:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
I am going to rent a house that people were evicted from. They did not take care of the house at all. I am wondering if there is anything I can do to effectivly clean the house, and carpets. I am interested in odor remover and stain remover. this house has really old carpet, looks like berber type and I intend to rent a steam cleaner. But are there any home remedies etc, that could also help? The former tenants left rotting food in the kitchen also. I want to get rid of the smells! I am getting first month rent free if we clean it ourselves, so I can't ask the landlord for help on this. Also, these people were smokers. I noticed the blinds had a lot of dirt possibly nicotine build up etc.
Thanks for sending me any helpful advice you have!!!
2006-06-07 00:04:39 · 5 answers · asked by hannahlovescarebears 2 in Cleaning & Laundry
2006-06-07 00:04:26 · 11 answers · asked by shamanam 2 in Community Service
all are awesome !
2006-06-07 00:04:01 · 6 answers · asked by tweets 2 in Movies
2006-06-07 00:03:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment
2006-06-07 00:03:37 · 5 answers · asked by narnoor 1 in Celebrities
2006-06-07 00:03:20 · 16 answers · asked by Rai S 1 in Desktops
i was going out with a guy for six years and he cheated on me when i was 7months pregent and left me for another girl will he come back or not
2006-06-07 00:02:01 · 4 answers · asked by skymils 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-06-07 00:01:51 · 9 answers · asked by top momma 3 in Garden & Landscape
2006-06-07 00:01:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in PDAs & Handhelds
but im not aware of that.
2006-06-07 00:01:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tennis
2006-06-07 00:01:34 · 7 answers · asked by beny 1 in Trivia
2006-06-07 00:01:34 · 12 answers · asked by aish_0506 1 in Biology
Everybody says Microsoft was found by Bill Gates!
But what is the first invention/discovery of bill gates in the path of finding Microsoft??
2006-06-07 00:01:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anand 1 in Other - Computers
has anyone done research on this important topic?
is a meteor falling on earth or a comet falling on earth equivalent to the sky falling?
Govts are able to change laws that they dont like is there an equivalent govt. that frames laws in physics. Is stephen hawking the president?
2006-06-07 00:01:07 · 7 answers · asked by remi 2 in Physics
why is the world hating America?
2006-06-07 00:00:54 · 17 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Other - Politics & Government
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