First:
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
Second:
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.
The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."
The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"
The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
Third:
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
Forth:
Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
2006-06-07 00:06:39 · 9 answers · asked by sammy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont forget to rate them.....
2006-06-07 00:07:59 · update #1
1. 10/10
2. 8/10
3. 8.5/10
4. 6/10
.... i really loved the first one!! ;)
2006-06-11 07:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were to rate them then I would give them a 10.
2006-06-07 00:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were sooo funny I told them to my friends at school they loved them post some new ones soon Samy answer you later!!!
2006-06-07 15:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by pinkeypeekaboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are funny! From 9/10. Sorry,didn't actually laugh my a$$ of.But they are great,though.
2006-06-07 00:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank-you for my morning chuckle
2006-06-07 00:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2006-06-07 00:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-07 00:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by shaz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-06-07 00:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-06-07 00:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by nicegal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋