-Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.
-You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads
-You save newspapers, not for recycling but for
tablecloths at crawfish boils.
-When you give directions you use "lakeside and
riverside" not north &south.
-Your ancestors are buried above the ground.
-You get on a green trolley car to go to the park and a
red one to the French Quarter.
-You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the
Tabasco.
-Every once in a while, you have waterfront property.
-You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says,"Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means.
-You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is
not a national holiday.
-You push little old ladies out of the way to catch
Mardi Gras beads.
-Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch
Mardi Gras beads.
-You leave a parade with footprints on your hands.
-You believe that purple, green, and gold look good
together.
-Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.
-You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to
represent your baseball team.
-No matter where else you go in the world, you are
always disappointed in the food.
-Your town is low on the education chart, high on the
obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the
party
chart.
-Your house payment is less than your utility bill.
-You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a
disease.
-Your grandparents are called "Maw-Maw" and "Paw-Paw."
-Your Santa Claus rides an alligator and your favorite
Saint is a football player.
-You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern
or Cajun accent in a "New Orleans-based" movie or TV show.
-You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.
-You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup
of beer.
-When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of
your head.
-You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking
about all the other good places you've eaten.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other
friends from Louisiana.
2007-03-04
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