You're at the 2007 all star game. pete rose's lifetime ban has finally been lifted, and bud selig is conducting a pregame ceremony to welcome him back into the baseball community. the sellout crowd is on its feet, giving pete a long overdue ovation. bud selig shakes pete's hand and hands him a plaque. just then, without warning, a midget runs onto the field, approaches rose, and calls him an arrogant @sshole. pete begins to savagely beat the midget down with the plaque. as the bloodied midget crumples to the ground, pete yells, "THAT'S why they call me the HIT king!!" pretty funny, huh??
2006-07-19
11:06:09
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