Today in the shower I recieved Jesus!
While I was getting clean, a great white light descended upon me, and threw me to my knees. It then put something long and hard in my mouth and down my thrroat, like it was trying to kill me!
Then it through me to the ground, and put that thing in my butt! It hurt so bad, I screamed for Jesus, and I heard, "Yeah, say my name!" After an hour of it pumping me, it tensed up, grabbed my throat, and my bottom got very warm inside.
It looked at me, while I cried on the ground and just said, "Yeah, I bet you liked me coming in you," and disappeared.
2007-02-10
18:37:23
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