I don't believe this stuff but...
Joseph Smith claimed that God and Jesus visited him, that angels gave him golden plates (he translated the Book of Mormon from these), that John the Baptist appeared and gave him the lesser priesthood, that Peter, James & John appeared and gave him the greater priesthood, that Elijah appeared and gave him the keys to this dispensation, etc.
Of course, it's been over 150 years since all that excitement and not much else has happened over there...they've become very mainstream "love your family" from their charismatic beginnings. They still talk about visitations, healings, toungues, etc. but not in the literal sense that J.S. claimed.
2007-02-10 18:57:05
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answered by jungle84025 2
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sorry we are busy up here in heaven
thinking about burning a bush ( g w )
and having a bar b que
of camels and arabs
mohammad was a later day upstart
and even though i thought cutting the foreskins of all the israeli guys might calm them down
it seems they've still got the biggest guns
and won't share with their cousins
so me, my favourite choir boy, jesus and mary
are going to the caribbean with noah
til moses tells us condoms and the day after pill are legal
by then we'll be jah man
and sell our signatures
so we can go to vegas
and visit the pope
on our way back to mt arrarat
before the paparazzi figure out that we need airplanes to fly
don't tell anybody but we're working on a new revised book
with great fotos
and cd's available at u call god. com
p.s.: smile my dear
laughter is good for the heart
2007-02-10 20:33:56
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answered by daryl h 1
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Remember the tsunami in Thailand, that's him. He did that tsunami thing it's not because he likes to spread disaster, he did it cause many wicked people were living there. All those earthquakes, storm, hurricane, flood all those things are God's power you just don't see it yet.
2007-02-10 18:49:37
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answered by pink_orchid 2
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We have the prophets and the healers. Most of em work small time so aren't really known well. I've had Bible studies with them and have witnessed healings. Also, he said he saw powerful prophets who could raise the dead back to life. Through Jesus' name of course.:)
2007-02-10 18:59:06
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answered by Ness 2
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i absolutely love the questions you ask ! once again, i answer, with, the fact that I believe the bible was written by mankind, not by God.
2007-02-11 10:37:14
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answered by Aaron M 2
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4 million years ago and he slept .Never got up from his sleep.
2007-02-10 18:45:58
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answered by cupid 3
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maybe he took too many sleeping pills
2007-02-10 18:46:59
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answered by Anonymous
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