2007-02-10 19:05:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If they had those we could all see God didn't write it. Mass chaos would ensue in the Bible belt.
2007-02-10 19:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to sound like a jerk, but who would you get to autograph it? The Bible wasn't just written by one person; it is the inspired Word of God, passed down (and penned down) by over 40 different people.
Let's say you want it autographed by someone like a Christian speaker or Christian musician, for example. To do that, I believe you have to get a Bible, take it to a Christian conference, concert, or other gathering (take a pen/marker as well), and just hope for the best (especially at a concert).
If you want the Apostle John or the Psalmist to sign it, I'm afraid you're out of luck; they're deceased, I'm afraid.
What it boils down to is this: it depends on who you want to sign it. Hope this helps.
--Sparky
"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, He will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it." -- 1 Corinthians 10:13 (NIV)
PS Let me know if I can help with anything else.
2007-02-10 19:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whose autograph you want. If God's, ain't gonna happen. Every copy HE signs turns into ashes. Original copies of the manuscripts as written by the prophets, judges, kings and the apostles (at least the ones that survived) are hidden in a secure place under heavy guard in Israel, so unless you are in a position to intimidate the Israelis or is able to invade Israel with superior military force, I guess you are out of options.
2007-02-10 19:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by pilgrim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but you may be able to get an autographed copy of of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by Bobby Henderson.
2007-02-11 06:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on my website you can find autographed copies of the bible. They are rare but I have them. It is called.
www.pleaserandomlygivememoneyinthenameofgod.com/org/edu.
Only three easy payments of $169.99 per bible, and you must send a sharpie.
2007-02-10 19:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by NightTrainWooWoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got an autographed book of mormon. They left it at my door, i'm so jealous of those clip on ties and the cool ten speeds.
2007-02-17 17:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Woody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the bible it SAYS for us to be as God.so send me $19.99.I will autograph it for you & for all your friends .same low price
The war of civilizations is coming soon
save your money for war supplies.
God didnt write that book
I pay attention ONLY to what Jesus had to say
2007-02-10 19:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget all silly answers above and ones that gonna follow mine. I've just discovered Lazarus - remember the one who was allegedly risen from death about 2000 yrs ago? Yep, the original Lazarus, fresh from death. He's got a couple of them. These are not fakes, believe me!!!!!
2007-02-10 19:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the hell do you want to autograph it? The Publisher?
2007-02-10 19:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Email me and I'll send you an address where you can paypal me $19.95 and I'll send you a copy of the KJ V with my autograph.
Glad to oblige. Rock on.
2007-02-10 19:17:19 · answer #10 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋