With all the fighting and backbiting I see on R & S, I thought it was about time for a laugh! So do enjoy!
Men in Heaven
When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter
Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to
make two lines. One line for the men who were true
heads of their household, and the other line for the
men who were dominated by their women - and I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of
men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly
were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I
created you to be the Head of your household! You have
been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be
the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife
told me to stand here."
2006-10-30
06:54:21
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