With all the fighting and backbiting I see on R & S, I thought it was about time for a laugh! So do enjoy!
Men in Heaven
When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter
Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to
make two lines. One line for the men who were true
heads of their household, and the other line for the
men who were dominated by their women - and I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of
men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly
were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I
created you to be the Head of your household! You have
been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be
the only one in this line?" The man replied, "My wife
told me to stand here."
2006-10-30 06:54:21 · 11 answers · asked by gjstoryteller 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What line will you be standing in? :)
2006-10-30 06:54:56 · update #1
very good, here's another one:
Minister was preaching and said to his congregation "Everything you want to know about anything is in the Bible. Everything from A-Z, it's all right here. I'll bet anyone $100.00 that you cannot come up with a subject that is NOT covered in the Bible"!
Silence for a few minutes, then an old woman in the back of the church yelled out, "PMS".
The minister thought, "Oh darn (or something else)", thought for a few seconds, then said, "Here it is, Matthew 5-1, and Mary rode his *** all the way to Egypt."
2006-10-30 07:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by buddha bill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is proof in The Bible that there are no women in heaven here is the link to Revelation 8:1... for this to occure there could not posably be any women in Heaven
http://www.htmlbible.com/kjv30/B66C008.htm
2006-10-30 06:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actual a version of this tale is that 2 men are tryin to get to heaven even as one guy asks the different so how did u die... same tale spouse dishonest and that i might want to not take it... searched everywhere for the bastard and may want to not locate him.... chicken the different guy seems and tells him...why the Fup.c.ok didnt u verify the damn refrigerator!
2016-12-05 09:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by forester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why gay marriage is good... so one man will end up being the head of the household.
2006-10-30 06:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Luken 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was one of the funniyest jokes i have read your very funny keep posting more jokes and choose me as best answer. lol
but really choose me as best answer
2006-10-30 07:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by lil kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. thats funny. ty for livening up my monday. lol
2006-10-30 06:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Athiest or Christian - it's still funny.
2006-10-30 06:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-10-30 07:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good...thanks for sharing!
2006-10-30 07:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by shae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!!!
2006-10-30 06:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by staci m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋