My mom is so paranoid that she believes vegetables are ridden with bugs, germs and dirt, so she has never bought any for our household. Her paranoia must be wearing off on me, because I am convinced she does not want my frail, fourteen year old body to appropriately develop as normally as any other child my age. Perhaps she has letting-go issues, but I cannot innocently sit by while she deliberately tries to cause me to experience the ill effects of malnourishment. Despite her intense efforts to stunt my growth, I have, in fact, been indulging in vegetables. For the past week, I've taken the toothpicks that she bought for clearing the crevices between our teeth of fatty porkchop bits and used them in order to dig out the kernals of corn embedded in my own feces in an act of rebellion. They are, surprisingly, delicious. I wish I could do more, but since I am a mere fourteen years of age I cannot get a job to provide sustenance for myself.
2006-06-14
15:17:01
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Jason B
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