Society & Culture - 22 December 2006

Here's the new theory: Jesus was a time traveller who was born a hermaphrodite, but prodominately woman. He had sex with a stranger one night and gave birth to a baby girl. After Jesus had his child, the doctors had to give him a sex change to save his life, making him a man. As he aged, he met a man who told him about time travel. Jesus went back in time and fell in love with a woman, whom he impregnated. They had a baby girl, who, in her teens, was visited by a stranger and had sex with him. Basically, Jesus is his own mother, father and self! Any takers?

2006-12-22 02:06:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How can I get through to someone who drinks excessively?
I can not be hipocritical because I like to have a drink now and then, but my dear friend has a serious problem...

2006-12-22 02:05:19 · 23 answers · asked by kd s 2 in Etiquette

Hear me out.

Sysiphus was punished by having to push a rock up a hill, only to have it roll back down again. I think he's still doing this to this day.

Let's say that Santa was actually force to live in this artic cavern.
He's alone, watching little people make toys, and listening to them speak without comprehension. None of the elves would even look at them as they work.

Every year, the elves miraculously stop time for just a moment so they can force Santa (screaming and shooting) to take these invisible toys to every house in the world and place them beside every child's bed.
The stoppage of time is just a tick of a clock to us, but Santa calls this the "endless night"; remember, every household in the WORLD!

You think Sysiphus had it bad?

Santa's punishment is worse....

2006-12-22 02:04:34 · 4 answers · asked by The Mac 5 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-12-22 02:04:20 · 10 answers · asked by corkscrewpirate 4 in Other - Society & Culture

And wat can i get them? they are like 70 and my grandpa is active?

2006-12-22 02:04:15 · 11 answers · asked by Chris 4 in Christmas

2006-12-22 02:03:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

If you don't belive in praying to mary i don't care and id wrather u not post anything. And if you dont belive in god please don't post anything as well. Francly when you attack my faith if you protestants and atheists don't look a bit different from each other.

2006-12-22 02:03:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what is a good cheap gift for a 13 year old girl like walmart gifts please no shipping

2006-12-22 02:03:20 · 8 answers · asked by London-England- 1 in Christmas

Is it proper to send a thank you note when you only recieved a Christmas card from someone (no money in the card otherwise that would be a definate yes)?

I do not send out Christmas cards myself so it's not like they would get one from me in return so do I need to send a thank you note for the card and them thinking of me?

2006-12-22 02:03:15 · 15 answers · asked by Love always, Kortnei 6 in Etiquette

cause i need my christmas "boneus" early...........and you know what i mean..........
get it bonus...

2006-12-22 02:03:04 · 1 answers · asked by ○○ HOT A S S NO BRAINS ○○ 1 in Christmas

2006-12-22 02:02:46 · 7 answers · asked by enza o 2 in Christmas

I need a really go od vampire picture. if possible one with a guy and a girl vampire, I would like it to look really kool, and maybe the guy biting the girl on the neck, so can yall tell me a really good free place to find a pic like that.

2006-12-22 02:02:41 · 2 answers · asked by eclipsefreak 4 in Mythology & Folklore

if you had to choose or come with a gift for person what will it be but you dont have any money

2006-12-22 02:02:38 · 12 answers · asked by Missy 1 in Other - Holidays

I am agnostic, although I am pretty much an atheist in all but the fact nobody can KNOW either way.

I do not beleive in a deity that has concious control over anything. But I do sometimes feel that nature itself and all the scientific mechanics of life is itself what christians call "god"

If we harm 1 part of nature, nature heals itself and adjusts accordingly to correct that damage.

it is in everything (just like "god") and is the force behind many a strange event.

do you not think this is a common ground? and that what agnostics and atheits say is science and logic, is just a physical proof of a christian "god". But that "god" is a human projection of these physical effects in which humans have elevated to a higher being?

Love nature and naure will respond positively. Hate nature and the opposite will occur.

Just a theory

2006-12-22 02:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How old were you and your kids when you stopped believing? What make you/your kids stop? Were you told ?

2006-12-22 02:02:04 · 7 answers · asked by k_h_mommy2 2 in Christmas

Merry Christmas!!!

2006-12-22 02:00:43 · 19 answers · asked by inteleyes 7 in Other - Holidays

I had given someone a 4oz (travel size) body splash, lotion & shower gel, along with a small clear makeup bag, all from B & B Works. It came out to be around $13-$15 total. She got me a $20 gift card. I feel bad because I know she spent a little more. Does my gift look cheap? Do you think it matters, especially when you work with a lot of people & don't really know how much to spend, or is it really just the thought that counts? Thanks

2006-12-22 02:00:23 · 16 answers · asked by darkshadows9 3 in Christmas

Living in a predominantly Muslim society, I don't consider Christmas (by this I mean Santa) to be commercialized over the roof, however in other parts of the world, it may seem to be over-exploited. Many people say that Christmas now is an over-the-top holiday frenzie, which is arguably true.

Many people also say that Christmas is about giving and not receiving (just like Santa). This is sweet, really, and I really don't want to offend anyone, but I think this kind of misses the spot. Though giving is a virtue, the meaning is the birth of Christ.

I do acknowledge that Christmas and Easter we know today may have been somewhat influenced/derived from pagan traditions. But I wouldn't say that Christmas and Easter are pagan celebrations, since commemorations of the birth and resurrection of Christ (the ACTUAL Christmas and Easter) must've gone on (however subtle) ever since His resurrection. I do think that the cultures had assimilated with the celebration of winter and fertility.

2006-12-22 02:00:14 · 4 answers · asked by Hana 2 in Other - Holidays

She gave her life one month ago.

2006-12-22 01:59:57 · 23 answers · asked by SmartPerson 1 in Religion & Spirituality

would the best way to find out be to go to a mosque?

and if you lived in a town with a mosque, how comfortable would you feel in approaching that place with a view to seeing what muslims get up to and what things their preachers are preaching?

how welcome do you think you would be made... if you merely wanted to satisfy your curiosity, and had no desire to become involved in any way?

2006-12-22 01:59:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you agree that anyone trying to teach you with their religion in public place or knocking on your door to teach you about their religion should go to jail for 30 days for annoying me? Express your feelings on the issue!

2006-12-22 01:59:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

found out he had been using viagra. losing "it" in the middle of the groove and now just avoiding sex altogether. He initiated last week and the same thing happened after a long gap in time. I decided to join him on the sofa this morning while he was looking at the news caught him pretending to be sleeping including fake snoring. The only way I got him to participate at all was with no pressure of nothing more than touching and he was all for it and all into it. But I because he's failed so many times before he didn't even try. HELP me understand guys....

2006-12-22 01:58:01 · 7 answers · asked by Jakkie F 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

In all the years I have practiced Wicca, I have noticed many people are afraid of it. Is this simply because they are ignorant of what it's really about? And the same goes for other non-christian religions. Is the fear nothing more than ignorance?

2006-12-22 01:57:39 · 23 answers · asked by wrldzgr8stdad 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I was in the Air cadets, many moons ago.

2006-12-22 01:56:56 · 9 answers · asked by andylefty 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Which is best for the better deals and also good quality merchandise?

2006-12-22 01:56:12 · 12 answers · asked by Jeannie S 1 in Other - Holidays

I asked this a bit ago but I don't think I worded it right.

My 8 yr old wants to know why God would take us up to heaven when he knows it hurts the people who loved them? She doesn't understand the whole concept of earth. If God wants us with him why did he bother making an earth in the first place? Why not just make a world like heaven in the first place.


I hope that clarified it a bit.


She did just lose her grandpa less than a month ago. She is a sensitive and emotional girl who has daily tears and hundreds of questions, that I have been able to handle up to this point.( and she keeps harping on this one). She has seen the school therapist and I am thinking of having her talk to a priest that she knows.


thanks again

2006-12-22 01:55:48 · 19 answers · asked by Marge Simpson 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I need to find a good gift for my dad. He is 47 and he like to work out side. He like to drink coffee in the mornings. He is very funny.. I need help on a good gift for a dad... please help..

2006-12-22 01:55:47 · 6 answers · asked by sactified1 2 in Christmas

Would gays still want to get married?

2006-12-22 01:55:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

comfortable/friendly with

2006-12-22 01:55:42 · 11 answers · asked by from nowhere 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 01:55:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality